Only a Marxist Couldn't Enjoy a Good Boning

'I... start calling in absent "just in case"': Employee calls in absent for work every single day for 11 years after bosses scold them for being 22 seconds late 1

'Orders were backed up. Trucks were waiting… New Manager is almost in tears': New hire tells long-term employee that he should come in "on time," employee watches as warehouse melts down 2

'You could probably get the yarn for a LOT less': Customer advises blanket creator to lower prices and respond to messages faster 3

'Bad work pays the same as excellent': Employee confirms with boss that promotions are no longer based on merit, starts doing the bare minimum 4

'The GM did say he didn't care how I did my job': Hotel employee automates job to just one click after being denied a raise 5

'His old workplace suddenly had a lot of vacancies': Construction CEO replaces company leader for his work performance, leader poaches CEO's employees for his own new business 6

'His story didn't add up': Lawyer "Uno Reverses" client after he tries to throw him under the bus 1

'Orders were backed up. Trucks were waiting… New Manager is almost in tears': New hire tells long-term employee that he should come in "on time," employee watches as warehouse melts down 2

'I... start calling in absent "just in case"': Employee calls in absent for work every single day for 11 years after bosses scold them for being 22 seconds late 3

'I might get fired and I don't really care': Employee claps back at customer who throws $1 in quarters at his face, shop owner throws out GMs write-up 4

'Who you are on graduation day is absolutely not who you will become': 10+ cringeworthy high school reunion stories 5

'His old workplace suddenly had a lot of vacancies': Construction CEO replaces company leader for his work performance, leader poaches CEO's employees for his own new business 6