Guy Buys Flowers For A Stranger's Grave And It Escalates Quickly

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mattstaff
Jun 9, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

He made a grave mistake!

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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON'T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.] Tweet vertalen 09 jun. 19 om 1 1:52 Twitter for iPhone 3.240 Retweets 5.002 Vind-ik-leuks sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 1u I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers.
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 1u Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on my Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there's a pop-up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I'D NEVERMET. t 19 2 442 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 1u Idid this for quite some time, but I never mentioned it to anyone. It was a little private joke with myself, I was making the world a bett
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 1u His wife didn't leave him flowers BECAUSE HE'D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night. t 20 3 428 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 1u THAT was why no one ever left him flowers. No one except me, of course. I left him flowers. I left him flowers every couple of weeks. Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEA
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 1u I found out where they were buried, bought flowers and drove to the cemetery. As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies, a woman appeared behind me. She wanted to know who I was and why I was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents. AWKWARD. 119 33 452 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 1u l explained and she said ok that's weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK. Incredibly, she said yes
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