15 Fake Science Facts You Will Enjoy To Learn

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    Text - MAKE YOUR OWN INVISIBLE INK! Step One Step Two Squeeze a lemon for its juice. Write a message on paper using the juice. Step Four Step Three Your message will be totally Dry the juice by burning the paper. invisible!
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    Text - If you face the sun at noon, your shadow will point North, and your hands will point toward all the people laughing at you, the freak facing the sun at noon, alone. E
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    Text - HEADACHE TYPES Nasal congestion? SINUS. Anything else? EXISTENCE.
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    Geological phenomenon - THOUGH SCIENTISTS BELIEVE LAVA-DRINKING MADE THE DINOSAURS GO EXTINCT, IT WAS A DELICIOUS WAY TO GO.
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    Land vehicle - One of the biggest mistakes of fire safety? Forgetting bear safety. UB 12-48 12
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    Text - FIRST MOON LANDING FACTS Armstrong went up as "Neil," but due to gravitation forces, came back as "Gneel." Buzz Aldrin punched the moon four times for claiming he hadn't landed there. NASA would have collected more data, but the astronauts all closed their eyes while screaming "Mommy," the entire time.
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    Text - Always use a handkerchief. Sneezing into a "hanky" will help your germs collect, so they enough to kill you and put you out of your misery. can grow strong
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    Text - KEEP YOUR HOUSE TOASTY IN WINTER - Remember, heat rises. So stay upstairs, away from Judith and her lies. - Fire can provide a little extra heat if you burn those letters from Judith, letters she filled with deceit
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    Text - Baby: WHY Q: Why does baby grab my necklace? A: Babies love shiny things because they know jewels are shiny, and your baby wants to pawn your jewels for cash. It incurred some terrible gambling debts at the track and has actually put your family at risk so, really, it wants your jewels for your own good.
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    Text - NOT SO FAST GERARD! ENVIRO-TIP: Before you flip on the light switch, consider if you really want to use electricity to see the terrible mess your life has become.
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    Face - FOOD AND DIGESTION Parotid gland Sublingual gland Submaxillary gland Honestly this could just be one of Jared's obssessive cauliflower doodles, but we're too scared to critique his work after the incident in the kitchen with LuAnne.
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    Text - ASTRONAUT TRAINING - Astronauts can have extraordinarily long missions, so in the first few weeks, it's key to train them to not love their families. Space gravity is hard to get used to, so many astronauts fill their sunken living rooms with half-melted
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    Text - This image shows refraction, as well as why we never give you a spoon at the nice restaurant, for God's sake, why can't we enjoy just one meal without you having to demonstrate refraction?
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    Text - TEACH about our oceans CONTINENTAL CONTINENTAL SHELF SLOPE YOUR BODIES 41IC JF YOU CROSS ME
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    Illustration - A COMPASS will help you know which direction you're going as you wander to your death.

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