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50 Shameless Individuals Share the Most Dad Thing They Did This Year

It's all about being proud of unnecessary projects, falling asleep during your shows, and fiscal responsibility. You don't even have to have kids to do some dad stuff. All you need is a fleeting sense of responsibility and a propensity for puns. Speaking of puns, check out these dad jokes that'll make you facepalm hard.

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    shameless dad - Text - Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub As we do every Father's Day, it is time for us to share the most Dad thing you did this year. (Being a father is not a requirement to participate.) I will go first: I developed extensive opinions about dried fruit options. 5:58 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for Android
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    shameless dad - Text - Zord Man Gets Paid @drewhamm5 Replying to @celebrityhottub Bought a riding lawn mower and have been riding it on the street between my house and my brother-in-law's house. 6:37 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Jeff Goldklang @JeffGoldklang Replying to @celebrityhottub Extensively researched and purchased my first snowblower, and then sat on the weather channel all winter praying for plowable snow so I could use it. Then sucked up the rebounding net from the driveway hoop with my first pass, and spent an hour extracting it with a knife. 6:26 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Tree - J.@velocipietonne 3d Replying to @celebrityhottub Dan and I, last October since we're redoing the french drain anyways, let's dismantle the deck so we can redo/extend it before winter. Should be done in 1-2 weekends, max June 16th, 2019 4 180 @celebrityhottub 3d Ryan Nanni 1 Dad Week 17 Earth Weeks 2 t112 295
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    shameless dad - Text - Yo @FlyGoalScoredBy 3d Replying to @celebrityhottub FGSB Wrote three letters to the zoning commission in town about a vacant lot. Three! 225 Ryan Nanni did they respond @celebrityhottub 3d 2 25 Yo @FlyGoalScoredBy 3d This fence? That's my dad energy at work FGSB 246 CO
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    shameless dad - Text - Herb Hand @CoachHand Replying to @celebrityhottub Installed a ceiling fan in our bedroom one Sunday using step-by-step video instructions from a YouTuber, marveled at what a good job I had done, drank a beer and then took a nap. 6:21 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Jeff Goldklang @JeffGoldklang Replying to @jweathermanjr and @celebrityhottub I could add my wife standing by the window with a cup of coffee laughing, or my explanation to the boys that they should follow their shots to get their own rebounds in order to not have to replace the net. But that might be overkill 6:55 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - mgoblog @mgoblog Replying to @celebrityhottub Ihave taken to deliberately mispronouncing quesadilla as "quesa dilo" whenever l ask my son if he wants one 9:20 AM 6/16/19 Twitter Web Client
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    shameless dad - Text - @jodyavirgan 3d Jody Avirgan Replying to @celebrityhottub Watched a lot of YouTube videos on hair braiding techniques. Still suck at it. 5 169 Ryan Nanni I know this is my future and l am worried @celebrityhottub 3d 61 Sharks with rabies @JasonKirk... 3d I AM ERROR. Never strive for anything beyond Basic Ponytail L2.1 44 @jodyavirgan 3d Jody Avirgan
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    shameless dad - Text - Allan Pickett @BigAIPickett Replying to @benfowlkesMMA and @celebrityhottub I went to a rock show last summer and I was so tired, I googled "How long do concerts last" when I went to the bathroom. 12:09 PM 6/16/19 Twitter Web App
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    shameless dad - Text - Chris Anderson @CMAnderson247 Replying to @celebrityhottub Had a couple families over for a cookout (A). Delayed everyone's eating because I wanted to fix my grill myself (B). And then delayed it further by deciding the first batch of burgers/sausages weren't cooked to perfection, so l was gonna make another batch (C). A trifecta of DAD. 6:41 AM 6/16/19 TweetDeck
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    shameless dad - Text - Colm Heaney @colmheaney Replying to @celebrityhottub I*may* have offered an opinion on my son's wrist x-ray to a group of medical professionals 6:31 AM 6/16/19. Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - UBlender @UBlender44 Replying to @celebrityhottub Wait, I have a better one. Multiple times I have lectured my family about squeezing out every last ounce of ranch or ketchup before opening a new bottle. 8:03 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for Android
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    shameless dad - Text - Fake Gorilla Attack @RandBallsStu Replying to @celebrityhottub Put a new air filter in the lawnmower Started it, cover that i didnt tighten fell off, new air filter flew under blade. 6:34 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for Android
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    shameless dad - Text - Here's Jonny @Jonnyj20 Replying to @StaircaseWhitt and @celebrityhottub Tbought a new pair of shoes. But I refused to wear them until I had sufficiently worn down the soles on my old pair of shoes. 6:46 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - J.D. Moore @Jordan_Dallas Replying to @celebrityhottub Bought a pickup truck this past year. When friends decided to move their three bed home, instead of getting a U- Haul like a normal person, I insisted "the truck can handle multiple runs." Six round trips later, half their stuff got to their new place. 6:06 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Jason Clucas @JClucas25 Replying to @celebrityhottub On windy days I tell my wife the need to shut off the wind turbines... "they left the fans on again!" Doesn't get a laugh everytime, but that's showbiz baby 6:10 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Nate Scott @aNateScott Replying to @celebrityhottub earnestly exclaimed "honey, babies survived in caves for MILLENIA the kid will be FINE." 6:32 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Seth Prince @seth_prince Replying to @celebrityhottub Replaced a smoke alarm with one that's supposed to last 10 years. Immediately set a calendar reminder to replace it in nine years and 10 months. 8:02 AM 6/16/19 from Norman, OK Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Smith Kyle Andrew @DrewliusCeasar6 Replying to @celebrityhottub Direct quote "I got gravel in my dang crocs" 6:07 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Barechested - Just Dan @JacketDan Replying to @celebrityhottub Let time and a second child continue the Dad Bod progression 2019 2018 Cocandid Photo, PhotoGrid 6:16 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone FHHBEFTE
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    shameless dad - Text - Mike Stanley @Stanimal032 Replying to @celebrityhottub Got a truck. Had a load in the back, tightened the strap, gave it a little tug and said "Yeah, that's not going anywhere." 8:50 AM 6/16/19 from Wichita, KS Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - @UWFerris Replying to @celebrityhottub Ibuilt a path on the side of the house that no one can see, then made anyone who comes over come look at it. I am the only one who has used it. 6:16 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 104 Likes Tobin Heath Sauce Goddess @al... 3d Replying to @UWFerris and @celebrityhottub Feel like I gotta see this path now 2 29 Everybody, chill @UWFerris 3d Ta da
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    shameless dad - Text - STATE the Real Brad @MoreGoodHamms Replying to @celebrityhottub Brought a physical copy of Consumer Reports magazine with me to Home Depot buy a weed whipper and lawn mower. 8:18 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone UNIV RAND
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    shameless dad - Text - Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Replying to @celebrityhottub Inow subconsciously move my children's open cups away from the edge of the table. We're on day 47 without a spill 11:21 AM 6/16/19 Twitter Web Client
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    shameless dad - Text - Matthew Schoonover @mtschoonover Replying to @celebrityhottub On road trips, I independently calculate my gas mileage per tank. Then I fuss aloud about any discrepancy from my car's mileage calculation. 6:21 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Daniel Clark @dtclark11 Replying to @celebrityhottub Stubbornly insisted I could fix the problem with our AC unit, wasting 5 days and somehow upsetting both my wife and my neighbor's wife before finally calling a professional. 6:37 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Adam Clay Reeves @AdamClayReeves Replying to @celebrityhottub Fell asleep during the final games of both the NHL and NBA Finals on consecutive nights. 7:19 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - The Other Matt Brown @MattSBN Replying to @celebrityhottub Everybody gave me Home Depot gift cards for my last birthday and I was EXCITED 6:38 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Pk SHITDISCO @keiftron 15.85 AMPERE Replying to @celebrityhottub Imade a conscious decision to migrate all power tools to the same battery system. With a 3 year migration calendar. In Excel. 6:00 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Calder Cup Final Jerk @devalkk Replying to @celebrityhottub Wait, no. I got it. Igot overly excited about a new weed whacker that came out this year. And when I brought it up with my dad around, he knew exactly what I was taking about. 6:34 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for Android
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    shameless dad - Text - Luke Nowinsky @CoachNowinsky Replying to @celebrityhottub Refused to buy a snowblower until late March (through one of the snowiest winters in Minnesota history), because l wanted to "get one on an end of season sale." 6:41 AM 6/16/19 from Minnesota, USA Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 178 Likes Luke Nowinsky @CoachNowinsky 3d Replying to @CoachNowinsky and @celebrityhottub I paid full price. t1 4 131
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    shameless dad - Text - The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod Replying to @celebrityhottub In a conversation with a neighbor about their house, mentioned five previous sets of owners, dating back to well before I was born. #oldeyankeedadlife 7:13 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Mina Kimes @minakimes Replying to @celebrityhottub Showed up unnecessarily early to a movie and then fell asleep about 30 min in 1:42 PM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - LeJames Brown @Rev215 Replying to @celebrityhottub Wrote a strongly worded email to our public works department regarding a non-functioning streetlight 6:07 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - @JFish6711 Replying to @celebrityhottub Sat in bed drinking a beer with the lights off in our one-room hotel room in Disney after the infant, 3 y.o., 6 y.o., and wife all went to bed. It was the only relaxing part of that vacation 6:24 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for Android
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    shameless dad - Text - lan Murphy @lanFromlowa Replying to @celebrityhottub Got really into hiking and camping, so much so I have a "camping shirt" which is a short sleeved button up with prints of different tents all over it 10:07 AM 6/16/19 Twitter Web App
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    shameless dad - Text - tommy tomlinson @tommytomlinson Replying to @celebrityhottub Instead of going to a rock concert, went to an exhibit of photos from rock concerts, wore khakis 12:37 PM 6/16/19. Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - TBG @ThatBoysGood Replying to @celebrityhottub Started earnestly saying "it would be fiscally irresponsible not to". I can't control it. 8:05 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - The Other Matt Brown @MattSBN Replying to @celebrityhottub Also my Spotify recommends lists are nothing but baby shark remixes 7:06 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Greg Tepper @Tepper Replying to @celebrityhottub Drove three extra minutes to save a dollar on a propane tank refill 3:10 PM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - C.T. Smith @CraigInThe843 Replying to @celebrityhottub I actually opened the coupon Valupak, and responded to various offers accordingly GIF 6:09 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Chris Kalohn @ChrisKalohn Replying to @celebrityhottub Spent a good amount of time and money making an automatic watering system for the garden. Custom cut hose lengths, timers, the whole 9 yards. It lasted 2 days before it broke. Now I just water it the old way that worked just fine before, but with some added shame. 6:22 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Ray Schmitt @r_aymo Replying to @celebrityhottub Told my wife that all the water toys don't need to be in our front yard every day - let the kids in the neighborhood kill someone else's grass... I could barely believe I said it 1:26 PM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Enjoy The Season @DouglasABarrett Replying to @celebrityhottub Without complaint, went out to rescue my future son-in-law from his dead car when it was a good 20 below ... after I was already in bed for the night. 6:09 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Daetwan Williams @TheRealDaetwan Replying to @minakimes and @celebrityhottub Had tickets toa concert, saw the headliner was going on at 10pm, passed to stay home and watch Frasier 1:46 PM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - David Covucci @DavidCovucci Replying to @celebrityhottub Told other people about how thick the soles were on my new shoes 7:23 AM 6/16/19 Twitter Web App
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    shameless dad - Text - @jeff_feyerer Replying to @celebrityhottub Ihave a five tab Excel spreadsheet for our road trip detailing daily schedules, reservations, budget and projected food/gas money 7:28 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Ben Gellman-Chomsky @benjgc Replying to @celebrityhottub When asked if I wanted to go out for a drink, I asked what time. Upon being informed that my friend wanted to meet up later than 8 pm, my first thought was to make accusations of lunacy. 10:32 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    shameless dad - Text - Matthew Hall @Matthew_Hall32 Replying to @celebrityhottub Memorial Day weekend. 3 days, 10 hours of putting together a swingset. Then drank a beer and admired my creation 8:09 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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