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You Can Now Become a True Pokémon Master Thanks to These Pokémon-Themed Sex Toys

Anyone out there wanna be the best like no one ever was - but in the sheets?...Well these Pokémon-inspired dildos might be just what you're looking for.

Specifically, 'Pokémoan' is a creation from Geeky Sex Toys, a workshop of self-proclaimed 'cheeky nerds', currently based out of Brisbane, Australia. Brace yourself folks, cause some of the following images aren't exactly 'office-friendly'!

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    "Our aim was to reimagine the boring toys in a fun and nerdy way by simply creating the things we were looking for. We believe a sex toy shouldn't just be a tool to get you off, it should be fun, entertaining and visually pleasing (as well as physically pleasing)," Emma told Mashable Australia via email.

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    These toys stay true to the game too...

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    Yes, just like the game you can pick from a selection of starter Pokémon -- either Bulby, Charmy, Squirty or Piky -- to begin your 'sexual journey.'

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    "It wasn't until we heard that Pokémon Go was being released that we decided to bump it up to the top of our priority list," Emma said.

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    Well done guys, Brock definitely approves of this message.

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