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Women Share The Completely Irrational Stuff They've Done Under The Influence Of Hormones

Hormones are wild. Women are sharing the most irrational things they've done while under the influence of hormones. The resulting thread went viral. It's no wonder. People just kind of lose themselves (temporarily) while they're working through the ups and downs of hormones. 

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    Women - Text - As I have absolutely raging PMTI would like you to tell me the completey irrational things you have done whilst being under the influence of hormones.
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    Women - Text - Cried so hard at Armageddon I got a huge nose bleed and had to go to a&e D295 Like Reply 1 w A friend aimed a frozen leg of lamb at the back of her husband's head. Bang on target, nearly killed him D295 Like Reply 1 w
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    Women - Text - Cut the toe end off all my ex's socks because he pissed me off TD1.3k Like Reply 1 w Top fan I cried and started trying to work out the best solution for dividing up the house after my partner was horrible to me. In my dream. D1.2k Like Reply 1 w
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    Women - Text - Top fan Had a complete mental breakdown because I'd bought the wrong size prawns. Threw prawns around the kitchen in a rage, slipped on one of them and fell over. Lay on floor surrounded with prawns and crying SDC 5k Like Reply 1 w
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    Women - Text - The fact I'm still attracted to women after reading this thread is proof sexuality isn't a choice. D7.8k Like Reply 1 w 168 Penlies Cried in the bank after the cash machine ate my card (7 months pregnant at the time) - they were lovely, sorted me out, pointed out my account was fine and sorted the card. Got home to find said card in my purse - machine had eaten my tesco clubcard 6.6k Haha Reply 6 d
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    Women - Text - Cookies come in a 4 pack!! One for me, one for him and one each for the kids. I SAVED mine for that moment after work when you just need your cup of tea and a cookie (it was Terry's Chocolate Orange) I came home full of hell, put kettle on, opened cupboard door - no cookie!!!! I went full on psycho packed bags, went to my parents Dad asks 'bloody hell what's happened?" 'He ate my biscuit'
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    Women - Text - ro I grounded my 14 year old son for sneezing too loud. 4.6k Reply Like 1 w
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    Women - Text - 'd spent all day cooking for my husband and kids, they all ate and left to get on with their lives. I asked him to do the dishwasher. He hadn't done it the next morning so I opened the kitchen window as wide as it would go, pulled the outside bin up to the window and threw everything away. It felt so good that I emptied the cupboards and everything too. Not a single spoon cup or plate was left in the whole house and I am still not even lazy shit had to go and buy sorry all new. Wo
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    Women - Text - I tried making an omelette, fucked it up completely. Cried hysterically, said I CAN'T FUCKING EAT THAT! 5 minutes later.. I ate it. Whilst eating it, there was an advert on TV about mistreated donkeys, so I was once again crying hysterically. 3 years later I'm still sponsoring a donkey called Fred 9.2k Like Reply 1 w
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    Women - Text - Just after having my second son , my mother in law turned up (to criticise and not to help) She made a comment i thought was out of order so i told her to get out. As she was disappearing down the stairs i passed my free standing saucepan rack with the smallest pan at the top and the frying pan on the bottom. I threw the first 3 pans at her before she made it around the bend in the staircase. The 4th one bounced off the wall and followed her into the hallway and for my grand final
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    Women - Text - I was heavily pregnant & NEEDED cheese, went to Sainsburys to be beaten to the last packet of Cathedral City. Fumed that much I stalked the cheese thief until they weren't looking & took it out their trolley & waddled off to the tills as fast as my fat feet would carry me! D13.5k Like Reply 1 w
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    Women - Text - Had an argument with my then newlywed husband, while making cheese on toast, over who was having the nobby (the crust piece of the loaf) I wanted the nobby and so did he. Rather than agree to share it, like rational adults, we stood arguing until my PMT hormones kicked in, and I yelled. "FUCK IT! Neither of having the FUCKING NOBBY, the dog is having the FUCKING NOBBY!" With that I grabbed it off the grill and flung it at the dog, she was over the moon at her prize. 334 1 w Like R
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    Women - Text - I made too much mac and cheese because I totally misjudged it and ended up with 3 casserole dishes full of it, for just two of us. When he commented on how much there was I picked up two of the dishes, dropped them on the floor to smash and said, problem solved. 2k Like Reply 1 w
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    Women - Text - I sobbed in work because I couldn't find a fork for my dinner had a full row with my boss because we had no forks. Sat down sulking an realised I had soup and needed a spoon 335 Reply 6 d Like View 8 previous replies...
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    Women - Emoticon - Cried because they had resurfaced the road and it was really lovely and smooth!! 99 Like Reply 1 w
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