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21 Self-Deprecating Therapy Tweets

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    depression meme - Text - Bruxa @vicog therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: rip therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - Jensen Wilkins @jensen_wilkins Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "Less depressy, more progressy." Therapist: "I think we're done for today."
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    depression meme - Text - Dinnerbone @minecraftlbs therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: you know what actually its no big deal haha im okay dw im sorry for bothering youifeel better now uwu therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - mrs. brightside @woodscommahelen therapist: and what do we say when we need to reach out and ask for support? me: i'm fine aha how are you though? therapist: no 9:50 PM 7/9/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    depression meme - Text - @smithkm217 Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us" Me: "Called it" Therapist: "no" 6:45 PM 7/9/19 Twitter for Android
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    depression meme - Text - that bitch @yourlocalgaymom Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch. Even when I'm crying crazy. Yeah, I got problems, that's the human in me. Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me. Therapist: Yes
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    depression meme - Text - Moses of House Broke Bois OK @MyGuyMoses Replying to @stfu_sabs and @MissTatiG Therapist: Okay let's try this one more time what do you say when we feel like this? Me: Real Hot girl shit Therapist: Please I just want to help If
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    depression meme - Text - it's ya favorite boi @Idzack2 2h at my therapist office therapist so imagine this, a friend of yours tweets that they want to die what do you say to help them ? me big mood? therapist me: ..OOF? therapist* disappointed look *: i think we are done here
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    depression meme - Text - Amy Taylor @amytaylor1 My therapist: what do we say when we feel upset? Me: Ithink us bad bitches is a gift from God, I think you broke hoes need to get a job. Now I'm a boss, I write my Own name on the checks. Pussy so good, I say my own name during sex. Therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - ysa updates @ysaadsuara Therapist: And what do we say when he says to come over? Me: Ok I will Therapist: No
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    depression meme - Text - Rachel Gorry @rachelgorryy therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - Sabrina @stfu_sabs Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No
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    depression meme - Text - Lorraine @ninafressaa therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: im a bad bitch you can't kill me therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - katie @oversizedthighs therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this me: i'm gonna yeet myself off a building therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - mariel @marieldml therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: oof therapist: yeah you're right BIG oof
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    depression meme - Text - childish fizzino @fizzlejnr Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me in a shitty Italian accent: Bada Bing Bada Boom! Therapist: No
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    depression meme - Text - sukhi @mairanotmaria2 Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? Me, crying my heart out: MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH!!! Therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - мальчик @deathofrailli therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: noooooo dont kill urself ure so sexy aha therapist: no
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    depression meme - Text - Artemis @sailorcreep Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "more espresso, less depresso" Therapist: "no"
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    depression meme - Text - Katie @satxnsbootyxall Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "gang gang" Therapist: "no"
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    depression meme - Text - TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon Therapist: "And what do we say when we feel like this?" Me: "Less depressy more progressy" Therapist: "No"

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