19 People Share Their Predictions For What Will Happen With "Storm Area 51" Event

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Jul 15, 2019 11:00 AM EDT

In case you missed it, there's a viral Facebook event dominating headlines right now, and it's about hundreds of thousands of people signing up for storming Area 51. The memes have never been better. We just sincerely hope that no lunatics out there are actually giving serious consideration toward jeopardizing their safety over trying to storm a heavily guarded military base. Don't do it, Kyle. 

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  • 01
    Text - FinAdartse 8h A dozen people show up, stare awkwardly at another in the middle of the desert without speaking for several minutes. They sit, hope more show up. One checks Pokemon Go. Eventually, they gain enough confidence to break the ice. They go back home and create some dope memes for the rest of us that were just playing along with the joke.
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  • 02
    Text - RandomStrategy 8h 12 lonely people who are gonna stand out there, get ready...and then not. Government's gonna have to waste a lot of money on prepping for an actual event, though.
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  • 03
    Text - Spidercoffee 7h IF it actually happened. The military has a great opportunity to test new crowd dispersal technology and non lethal weapons
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  • 04
    Text - Dahns 5h 23 people will show up and stand here, discussing about how the others betrayed them. Some soldiers on a Jeep will come and tell them to move. End of story.
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  • 05
    Text - sunghooter 6h 8-12 people will show up at the meeting location Two of these people will be wearing naruto t- shirts. One or two other people are seeking internet fame and will be driving Prius rentals. YouTuber's Explore with Us and Adventures with Christain will be there not as a participant but to cover the event for their channels. Every single person who shows up will be woefully under prepared for the desert, temperatures, and vast distances involved. The camo dudes will be on height
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  • 06
    Text - acmpnsfal. 6h News talking heads: Although a plan was made to storm Area 51 on social media, government officials were able to confirm the raid did not take place and Area 51 was not breached. Local blurbs around the country: (Insert name)'s family is seeking answers after (name) disappeared after making plans to visit Area 51 Alternatively they all get flashy thinged and don't remember being there
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  • 07
    Text - rattfink 6h The army will be forced to set out an aid station with water and sunscreen, because, of course, no one brought nearly enough
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  • 08
    Text - alienbunnyredpanda 7h The few people who actually decide to show will get disheartened once they realize just how remote the Extraterrestrial Highway is and how many hours of sagebrush they'll have to drive through to walk up to a perimeter fence and be stopped by authorities who stop everyone who even pulls over to pee remotely close to Area 51. Crazies regularly try to get onto Area 51. The government has experience dealing with this. Or the government will just shut down the Extraterre
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  • 09
    Text - Desert-Darling 8h 10 people actually show up and they are told to go away. They go away, the end. But not before we are tormented for the next few months with Area 51 memes.
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  • 10
    Text - TrexDyno 7h Step 1: Go to Nevada Step 2: Film raid regardless of outcome Step 3: Profit!
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  • 11
    Text - DinoHimself 8h 97% of the folks who've said they were going won't attend. The remaining 3% will cancel due to lack of numbers.
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  • 12
    Text - stypticagent 6h They change the address on google the night before so we all turn up at the wrong place.
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  • 13
    Text - BabyDollTessa 8h Fifteen people show up and are detained within minutes.
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  • 14
    Text - esquemo 5h Won't happen, mostly because the people committing to do it probably forgot it involves going outside. In the desert. In the middle of summer. Also, they probably don't have a good address for their GPS and there's no paved or covered parking.
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  • 15
    Text - _fuckin_luv_it_mate 7h Aliens surrender peacefully, not a shot is fired, They're arrested and found guilty of possession of space narcotics with intent to distribute. Sentenced to 5-10
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  • 16
    Text - Ben2749 6h At most, a couple of dozen absolute idiots turn up, some with shitty signs or slogans on their shirts. If they even succeed in finding the right place, then armed guards will order them to disperse. One or two of them might be stupid enough to give the guards some attitude, at which point they will be detained/arrested. Everybody else will quickly back down, and stand/sit awkwardly at a distance before giving up and leaving
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  • 17
    Text - bblaine223 6h Aliens will come out to save all of the people who want to rush the base. We will have ever lasting peace in the universe and be shown space travel. Our technology will jump 1000 years in just a few.
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  • 18
    Text - Anzai 7h Nothing will happen, a few losers will turn up convincesd this is the big moment and then it won't be. It will get a thirty second mention on local news.
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  • 19
    Text - SenselessTragedy 6h Let's say the people that signed up didn't do so as a joke. And these people actually do try and raid area 51. They don't realize locks are a thing? Government right now is like "take all the alien shit and move it to area 52, just in case they have a key."
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