18 People Share What Their Partners Did During Sex That Totally Ruined It For Them

A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing what kinds of weird and/or unexpected stuff their partners did in the middle of sex, that just killed the sexy times vibe for them. Hard to imagine getting going with someone licking your eyeball. That was probably the weirdest foreplay situation we came across while browsing through these wonderfully funny sex stories. 

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