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16 Roasts That Left People Lightly Toasted

Roasting is a special art form that requires a lot of practiced skill and we salute anyone who's perfected it. And for those being roasted, we salute your willingness to have your appearance and character completely torn apart. Most of us are not nearly that confident and would probably cry tbh.

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    Roast - "My friend thinks that he can get any girl he wants, show him the truth... SILV R roastme 18 days ago S 166 points scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs The only person he's going to attract by flashing that smile is Batman"
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    Roast - "You look like you've jerked off to more comics than Louis CK"
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    Roast - "Today's her birthday! 19, wanted to be roasted because she thinks it'd be funny. Burn Away! :) submitted 13 days ago by AMAGamingVerfied Roaster 2987 comments share save hide give award report crosspost Raast scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 6458 points 13 days ago The closest you'll come to a wolf whistle is if one tries to blow your house down"
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    Roast - "Weirdo, art student, feminist KOAST ME BLUNK 182 scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 1964 points 16 hours ago The car doesn't have a sunroof because she gets triggered by glass ceilings"
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    Roast - "Stay at home dad with huge self esteem. Come at me! R/ROAST 2 years ago 1.5k points scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs You look like you became a parent because you heard they had to make sacrifices"
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    Text - Dressed up for my sister's wedding. Let's celebrate with a roast! submitted 1 year ago by lunahz enfied Roastee /Roast Me scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 1014 points The only time you'll walk down an aisle is to stock the shelves
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    Leg - My cousin thinks she's unroastable... someone humble her (redd.it) submitted 1 day ago by modernsightsVerified Roastee 2247 comments share save hide give award report crosspost /RoastMe H scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 23.8k points 1 day ago x4x2 She's got the body for a stripper pole with the face for a totem pole
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    Shoulder - I'm ready for it. Hold nothing back. (Lredd.it) submitted 17 days ago by St-Mufasa ed Roastee /foustme H scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 8130 points 17 days ago 2 Can't use his legs, refuses to use his Head & Shoulders
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    Facial hair - scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 9600 points 2 days ago You look like both Pinky and the Brain
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    Eyewear - /roastme H scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 493 points 4 days ago Your nose has a strong chin
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    Fun - brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 4 points 3 months ago scruntfuttock If the girls swapped clothes they could both have some space between their legs /Roast Me adidas ilecanbia
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    Hair - /roast me 3 S scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 5.1k points 19 days ago When God was handing out nasal passages he gave her a chapter
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    Arm - Roast me brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 21 days ago 2 S3 8.8k points scruntfuttock You look like Stone Cold Steve Florida
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    Eyebrow - Nurse on my day off. Roast me. (imgur.com) submitted 8 days ago by Methip Verified Roastee H scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 213 points 8 days ago The only time this nurse should be dealing with an IV is if she gets rated out of ten by a Roman
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    Face - Hscruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 256 points 19 hours ago You look like Biggie Smallpox
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    Text - 3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me submitted 12 days ago by etymologynerdenfed Roasteel 4703 comments share save hide give award report crosspost ARCTIC OCEA Certificate of Admission to HARVARD COLLEGE TASt THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT HARV r/roast me having qualified in all respects is admited as a candidate for the degree of Bachelor of Arts or of Science H scruntfuttock brought here by enzo32ferrari's Best Ofs 12.3k points 11 days ago Your doorknob i
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