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Random Diary Pages Written By a Sad Cat

Ever wondered what would your cat write in his diary if he had one? or how will he call you in his diary? (This one calls his humans "The Authorities").  The "Sad cat diary" is probably one of the funniest things we have read lately. 

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    Photo caption - DEAR DIARY: MY FOOD DISH IS NOW ONLY HALF FULL IT IS OBVIOUS THAT OWILL SOON STARUVE TO DEATH. O HAUE REPEATEDLY TRIED TO DRAW ATTENTION TO MY PREDICAMENT WITH THE AUTHORITIES BUT THEY ARE CLEARLY EITHER STUPID, DEAF, OR JUST CRUEL. THIS MAY BE MY LAST ENTRY... made on imgur
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    Cat - DEAR DIARY: THE AUTHORITIES HAVE REMOVED THE BLACK PANTS FROM THE COUCH, THERE IS NO LONGER ANY PLACE FOR ME TO SLEEP.I HAVE VOMITED THREE TIMES IN PROTEST BUT THERE IS NO0 SIGN THAT ANYTHING WILL CHANGE MY ONLY OTHER HOPE FOR RESTIS ON THE COMPUTER KEYBOARD WHICH IS NEARBY BUT SADLY NO ONE IS CURRENTLY USING IT. I WILL WAIT. made on imgur
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    Dog breed - DEAR DIARY: MY ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY THE TERRIBLE PLANT HAVE ALL BEEN FOR NAUGHT. SOMEHOW, ALMOST AS IF BY SOME EVIL MAGIC A NEW ONE HAS APPEARED IN ITS PLACE. I WILL HAVE TO START OVER NOW LIKE SISYPHUS, IAM BOUN D TO HELL made on imgur
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    Cat - DEAR DIARY, YESTERDAY I PUT IN A SIMPLE REQUEST REGARDING THE DOOR TO THE GARDEN BUT SEEMINGLY OUT OF SHEER SPITE THE AUTHORITIES REFUSED TO HOLD THE DOOR OPEN LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO DECIDE WHETHER TO GO OUTSIDE OR INSIDE. OR OUTSIDE OR INSIDE made on imgu
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    Cat - DEAR DIARY: I HAVE BEEN STALKING AN INSECT ON THE WALL FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS NOW. ALL OF MY ATTEMPTS TO CAPTURE IT HAVE BEEN THWARTED. HOWEVER TODAY, ON FURTHERINSPECTIONI FOUND OUT THAT THE INSECT WAS IN FACT A THUMB TACK. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN THIS PLACE made on imgur
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    Cat - DEAR DIARY: 0 HAVE DECIDED TO PLEAD WITH THE AUTHORITIES TO RUB MY BELLY. ITHINK IT WILL DO ME GOOD IN MY CURRENT CONDITION O WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE TWO RUBS EXACTLY A THIRD ONE, ANDI WILL BITE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AS PER PROTOCOL. WISH ME LUCK made on imgur
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    Photo caption - DEAR DIARY: THE AUTHORITIES HAVE PUNISHED ME FOR TAKING A CRAP ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR. THIS DESPITE MY EFFORTS TO DISTRIBUTE THE LITTER EVENLY THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE. 0AM CONVINCED THAT THEY ARE MAD MEN, DEVOID OF REASON made on imgur
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    Photo caption - DEAR DIARY: WHEN THE AUTHORITIES POOPI HAVE TRIED TO POOP IN THE BATHTUBLITTER BOX WITH THEM IN A SHOW OF SOLIDARITY. O HAVE YET TO EXPERIENCE ANY GRATITUDE made on imgur
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    Photo caption - DEAR DIARY: IT IS THREE IN THE MORNING. THE AUTHORITIES HAVE CLOSED THE DOOR TO THE BEDROOM. ICAN ONLY ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME AND HAVE LEFT ME HERE TO DIE AS A LAST RESORT I WILL STAND POST FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT AND SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE IN HOPES THAT THEY RESCUE ME made on imgur
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    Cat - DEAR DIARY: THE WATER DISH CONTINUES TO VEX ME. THE AUTHORITIES SEEM TO TAUNT ME WITH THIS CRUEL LIQUID THAT HAS NEITHER SMELL NOR DISTINGUISHING VISUAL MARKINGS A SAD ANNIVERSARY, THIS IS THE 900TH DAY THAT MY NOSE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLYWETTED maugton ingus
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    Cat - DEAR DIARY: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE AUTHORITIES HAVE TWO HANDS BUT SEEM TO HAVE MADE IT THE SADISTIC POLICY ONLY TO PET ME WITH ONE OF THEM AT THAT TIME HALF OF LOVE IS JUST, LOW-WHICH IS HOW I FEEL, MY SPIRIT IS BREAKING... made on imgur
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