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23 Parenting Memes & Pics For Anyone Who's Dealt With Little Terrors

Raising kids is truly a full-time job. Most of us have jobs on top of that. How do we cope? Wine, shit-talking, and sometimes, if we're lucky, binge-watching television. These parenting memes, tips, and quotes will definitely be of some entertainment to anyone that just wants to piss in peace.

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    Text - PRO TIP: NAPPING If you want to nap while the kids are home, just say "Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house." They will then do literally anything to avoid waking you.
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    Text - DADDY! LOOK HOW FAST I CAN wUN! AHHH! OH NO! YOUR KID! SHHH. DON'T REACT. OLittle Porpoise DADDY! A MEATY-OR HITTED ME! DID YOU SEE? JUST SMILE ISAW, BUDDY VERY COOL! I'M NEARLY CERTAIN THAT KIDS ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE IF YOU DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR PAIN.
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    Hair - One Kid Two Kids No Kids I've never seen a meme so accurate for my life as this.
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    Text - Bedtime My child said those 3 little words was so desperate to hear... "I want Daddy". Boom. Dads turn.
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    Terrestrial animal - Somehow I think this translates to sit your ass down
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    Font - CURRENTLY APPROVING MY KIDS FRIENDS BASED ON WHICH PARENTS I THINK WILL DRINK WINE WITH ME ON PLAY DATES
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    Facial expression - Kid: mommy, how come my dinosaur doesn't roar anymore and all my tractors stopped making digging noises? Me:
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    Text - THE HARDEST PART OF PARENTING IS TRYING TO BE FAKE MAD WHEN YOUR KID DOES SOMETHING BAD BUT HILARIOUS.
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    Spider-man - asked my daughter how Spider-Man shoots his web
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    Text - officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly the contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T, I'M, HAVENT, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc, it appears the contractions are worsening, the nurse says. in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, "Y'ALL'D'VE" Source: officialunitedstates 69,659 notes L
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    Text - Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.
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    Dish - KID: BUT ALL THE OTHER KIDS LEAVE OUT COOKIES AND MILK FOR SANTA.... ME: TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, KID. @mommywinetime
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    Text - Lenny @lennzeppelin Follow did anyone else's parents start telling you to put beer out for santa instead of milk or are my parents just raging alcoholics 7:59 AM 28 Nov 2018
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    Text - EMyQuestionableLife @2questionable If you ask your wife what's for dinner and she says "Pop-Tarts" ask no more questions, assume the day's been a shit show & eat the Pop-Tarts
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    Text - JUST DRY SHAMPOO'D & FEBREEZE'D MY KIDS ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR, SO NO, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN YOUR FAMILY'S MORNING CHORE CHART, DEBBIE.
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    Text - "You had your kids too young" man probs Well maybe that's true Valerie, but you won't be so smug when I'm sipping cocktails on holiday while you're still doing the school run when you're 48
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    Dog - ZOEIS SO EXCITED TO BE A NEW MOM!
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    Text - Sarah Watts Follow @sazzlemarie How to make a child play with random old, neglected toys...put them in a box by the door for the charity shop! #parentinghack 2:37 PM -Jan 6, 2017 2
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    Jeans - FEELING GUILTY ABOUT YOUR KIDS WATCHING TO0 MUCH T.V.? JUST MUTE IT AND PUT THE CAPTIONS ON BOOM! NOW THEY'RE READING TA TAX:
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    Line - Tig Notaro @TigNotaro doctors office: hand washing is important. also doctors office: feel free to let your kid lick this toy for 40 minutes while you wait
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    Text - Nobody is more full of false hope than a Mom who places items on the stairs for her family members to carry up @chaosandquietblog
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    Text - Shout out to all of the parents who ordered pizza for dinner, are on their third glass of wine and put the kids to bed extra early because they just can't for one more second. Quowmaydearestine
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