Recurring Moments from Troll Legend Rogersimon10 and His Dad's Jumper Cables

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Eric Lund
Aug 2, 2019 11:00 AM EDT

Rogersimon10 is a prolific commenter on askreddit who is able to railroad any wholesome story into his dad beating him with jumper cables. It's a dark kind of trolling, and it's pretty dumb, but we admire his commitment to the bit. You never expect the jumper cables. He's a bit like Ken M, but with jumper cables.

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    Text - r/AskReddit +JOIN /lpad207 4y 1 What's the dumbest thing you thought when you were a kid? Discussion 2.2k 4.0k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL rogersimon10. 4y I thought ironing was sewing for some reason. My mom's brother from England visited us once and I remember being amazed watching him iron his clothes. I asked him if it was the same thing as sewing and he laughed and looked at my father and said "I can see tidiness isn't stressed in this household." My dad beat the shit out of
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    Text - r/AskReddit JOIN u/drain65 4y What's the closest thing you have to a superpower? Discussion L Share 4.6k 8.9k SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL rogersimon10 4y I feel like I have this odd sixth sense about when things are about to go wrong. It's actually really creepy. Like the other day, a few coworkers and I went to a Giants game with our CEO. All of the sudden this feeling struck me and I thought, "This day is not going to end well." Sure enough, later that evening my dad beat the shit ou
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    Text - r/AskReddit ? + JOIN u/SFFChat 3y Parents of Reddit, what's something that your kid has done that you pretended to be angry about but secretly impressed or amused you? Discussion 11.4k 15.3k Share VIEW ALL SINGLE COMMENT THREAD rogersimon10 3y 2 Awards I live with my dad and my 9 year old daughter. I sometimes go to the gym at night and tell my daughter to brush her teeth while I'm gone. When I get back she shows me a video on our tablet of her brushing her teeth as proof. A few days ago
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    Text - r/AskReddit + JOIN /PineapplelnThe M ist 3y What did you fear as a kid? Discussion L Share 864 1.4k SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL rogersimon10 3y Home invasion. And it's funny, I can remember the exact moment the fear began. I had just had a nightmare and gone into my parents bedroom to tell them about it. They didn't see me coming in because they were watching Prince of Tides on their bedroom TV. I couldn't bring myself to say anything, so instead I stood in their doorway quietly and wa
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    Text - r/AskReddit + JOIN u/ZDTreefur 3y What is your, "don't get me started on.. ." topic? Discussion 1 Share 4.7k 10.0k SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL rogersimon10 3y 1 Award Movie theaters. They're overpriced and I hate them, but with new movies there's no other option, other than watching a shitty cam version. I went and saw San Andreas a few months ago. It was the first movie I'd seen in a theater in years, and, I gotta say, that whole "theater experience" really sucks. The screen didn't lo
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    Text - r/AskReddit ? u/Senolovac 3y + JOIN What's something that's bad for you and you know it but you still keep on doing it? Discussion TShare 2.3k 3.0k SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL rogersimon10 3y Smoothies. I've been blending up smoothies every morning before work, throwing in a variety of fruits, vegetables, kale leaf, a little honey. It gives you a huge boost of energy and it's a great way to start your day. The bad part comes from the fact that that blender is so damn loud, and whenever
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