Best Plan

>In case it's hard to read:

"I am going to cosplay as myself by dressing as myself, to go out in a convention based on my books no one knows are based on real events, that I wrote using a pen name that everyone thinks is the real me but isn't. While you, an attention seeker who is a national hero, goes out and tries to find anything suspicious while not attracting attention."

"Sounds legit."