Stephen Colbert Is Here to Talk About How Trump Appears to Be Ready for Day One-ish

16-year-old daughter wonders why she's not "celebrated" Mother tells her it's because she doesn't do anything: '[She] did not take it well' 1

'No reasons for being late are accepted': Workers discover their company punishes them the same way no matter how late they are, employees start missing hours of work 2

‘Have fun replacing every lock…’: After getting wrongfully fired, employee leaves workplace with all their keys, causing management to spend thousands on changing locks 3

'I didn't send him an email reminding him homework was due': 20+ Clueless college kids who baffled the other students 4

Engineering manager tells employee to "go elsewhere" so they do and quit the next day: 'I have never quit a job with no notice in my life… until that day' 5

'So I can come in at 3 AM?': Entitled hotel guest insists on checking in before he's allowed, requests to sleep in the parking lot 6

'Pay increases are no longer based on merit': Employee decides to do the bare minimum after boss confirms her work quality won't result in a raise 1

Engineering manager tells employee to "go elsewhere" so they do and quit the next day: 'I have never quit a job with no notice in my life… until that day' 2

'I look forward to seeing if she "reports" me': Hotel front desk worker searches hotel for mysterious food smell bugging just one visitor 3

Update: 'They tell me to stay late every time with no compensation': Boss reprimands employees for not working beyond 10:00am - 6:00pm work days 4

'I didn't send him an email reminding him homework was due': 20+ Clueless college kids who baffled the other students 5

'[Frank] tried to throw me under the bus': Client refuses to listen to lawyer's advice, costs his company millions of dollars, lawyer saves the day with a backup plan 6