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19 Shower Thoughts to Repeat at a Party and Pretend You're Profound

The shower is the perfect place for your mind to wander down various rabbit holes. Something about it seems to lead people down strange avenues of thought. Often these thought exercises leave us with an interesting reflection on our own reality. Some may be profound. Most will be next to useless shower thoughts about how almost no one has ever made real eye contact with their own ass, or something.

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    shower thought - Junk food - There are people on this planet that have no idea pizza existss
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    shower thought - Cash - wwBao Sla8 VED STATES OFAMERICA IN GOD WE TRUST ONE Existingis so expensive 157 A CLEPTES
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    shower thought - Tennis ball - Your balls probably think you have over a hundred children by now.
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    shower thought - Shelf - Amicrowave Would still be 100% useable if its only button was add 30 seconds ola
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    shower thought - Natural landscape - Weclaim to be the dominant species, but the second a wasp shows up we become it's bitch
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    shower thought - Text - Never laugh at your partner's choices. You are one of them.
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    shower thought - Water transportation - Every time arnew ship is put in the water the ocean level slightly increases. anER
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    shower thought - Text - It's annoying when you can't jump in a game but how often do you jump in real life.
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    shower thought - Text - It's funny howyou see male models with 6 packs on packag es of 3XL Boxers
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    shower thought - Foot - We can't tickle.ourselves but we're lucky enough to jerk off.
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    shower thought - Dog - Dogs are tallerwhen they sit than when they stand.
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    shower thought - Bengal tiger - Sinee yawning is contagious someone mighthavestarted an endless yawning.chain without knowing.
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    shower thought - People - If you live to be 113,you techni- cally become a teen again
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    shower thought - Movie - The job of an actor is to pretend they are not an actor.
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    shower thought - Adaptation - We think of B.C. times in color but think of the 1930s in black and white.
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    shower thought - Text - We will have to remove the Sei-Fi genre from some movies in the future.
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    shower thought - Text - If you think people are more at- tractive with @tan, you like people slightly cooked.
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    shower thought - Text - You never realize how loud some- thing is until you try opening the fridge at 3 am.
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    shower thought - Eyewear - As soon as youstart having kids you have to go back to asking your parents if you can go out
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