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"This bird waits for my co-worker to show up every morning. Then spends the day looking at itself in the mirror and sh*ting"
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White paint, don't care
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Classic
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When the movie "Birds" comes to life
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"That smells good! Don't mind if I sniff it a bit more and reeeeeeeaalll close, do ya?"
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Bird looks so smug
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What a jerk!
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What it means to have a bird in a photo
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This hawk gives zero f***ks about the bees
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This peacock taking up a parking spot
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Payback to the masters
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"Sister wanted a pet chicken, chicken disagreed"
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"There are many places to sit but I chose right here."
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"I am the view"
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"This adorable little a$$hole eating my sammich while standing on the goddamn piece of bread I gave him"
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"I'll just take this..."
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The cone is the best part!
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Screw this one car in particular!
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"Whatcha gonna do about it?"
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This bird tears down anti-bird spikes and throws them on the ground...pretty bad*ss actually.
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She's mocking you
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Photo of a pelican trying to eat someones phone
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"Screw this tree in particular!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, did you spend money on this for me?"
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So innocent and unaware of the evil behind
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It's waiting...
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'Nuff said
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Just because you can...don't mean you should.
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"Pretty sure finders keepers is valid in this situation"
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"Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work. D**k"
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"Get this glass -- out of my face!"
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Mr Mac at it again!
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Why take one fry when you can take them all?
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"Just...a little nibble..."
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"Well, well, well, what do we have here? An innocent foot? Don't mind if I do.."
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Some 'wing'man you are!
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Seems about right
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"You weren't planning on enjoying this full and untouched ice cream were you?"
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The cement wasn't dry yet but this bird gives zero f***s
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