Real Quick Animal Facts For Those In A Hurry

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Aug 31, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

We googled it and didn't find anything important done by a moose in the first 30 seconds. Fact checked.

We've gathered some very valuable animal facts for your brain to soak up in the next minute or two. 

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    Wildlife - Quick Animal Facts: moose have never done anything important
    via TotallyNotTheAntichrist
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    Muskox - Quick Animal Facts: Most of the time, it's nice to be a musk ox
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    Organism - Quick Animal Facts: disrespecting a frog, calling him "stinker" or "ugly" lands you straight in hell. no trial no appeal. no parole me irl
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    Elephant - Quick Animal Facts: Elephants can do whatever the hell they want
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    Planet - Quick Animal Facts: 384,400 km if you stacked every elephant in the whole world on top of each other, they wouldnt like it
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    Soil - Quick Animal Facts: Worms have no clue what's going on
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    Text - Quick Animal Facts: Wolves howl at the moon because they hate the moon so much that it makes them scream
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    Spider - Quick Animal Facts: Spiders can catch insects up to five times their size, but when you invite them to a party they just stand in the corner holding a drink, not understanding what's supposed to be fun about all this
    via TotallyNotTheAntichrist
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    Marine mammal - Quick Animal Facts: Whales sing many unique and identifiable songs, none of which are very good
    via TotallyNotTheAntichrist
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    Wildlife - Quick Animal Facts: Most coyotes are illiterate
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    Brown bear - Quick Animal Facts: Bears do not have to obey traffic laws
    via TotallyNotTheAntichrist
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    Spider - Quick Animal Facts: Just because jumping spiders can see in ultraviolet doesn't mean you look any less beautiful to them
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    Horse - Quick Animal Facts: horses are GAY
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    Prairie dog - Quick Animal Facts: Prairie dogs have over 400 distinct shrieks, all of which are used to say "bada bing bada boom"
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