Innocent Tumblr Post About Coconuts Turns Scary With Coconut Crabs

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Aug 30, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

An innocent Tumblr post about how hungry someone must've been when they discovered that coconuts were indeed edible, took a wild turn when someone pointed out how horrid and monstrous looking "coconut crabs" are. Some things are better left unseen. Nature can be a scary bitch sometimes. 

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    tumblr - Text - just-shower-thoughts The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know. heckshowerthoughts They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
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    tumblr - Text - transhumanist-viking you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99 Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat
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    tumblr - Cool - Some dude:
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    tumblr - Table - dontbeanassbutt K but have y'all seen what coconut crabs look like cause Jesus Christ
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    tumblr - Hair - Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Amelia Earhart allegedly got eaten by crabs?
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    tumblr - Text - or was I just supposed to learn that in a post about coconuts myself? the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99 Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut Some dude: cool, cool, got that Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human Some dude:
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    tumblr - Mammal
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