@BoredElonMusk Is a Parody Account Bringing Brilliant Thoughts By Elon

This futuristic parody account is definitely one of the funniest accounts we have seen lately. 

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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Doorknob that buzzes if you try to walk past it in the morning without your keys, wallet and phone. 5:40 pm 29 Aug 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.2K Likes 177 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Garbage trucks should play music like ice cream trucks so you can hear them coming...just in case you forgot to roll your trash bin out. Again 5:26 pm 1 Aug 2019 Twitter for iPhone 4.2K Likes 394 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Telescopic salsa jars that get shorter as salsa decreases, thus allowing easier dipping of tortilla chips. 6:05 am 13 Jul 2019. Twitter for iPhone 3.6K Likes 373 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk A diet that doesn't involve you having to talk about it all the time. 5:21 am 19 Apr 2019 Twitter for iPhone 390 Retweets 3.8K Likes
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Bakeries that sell pastries already cut in two pieces for calorie conscious indecisive people. Tentative shop name: Half-Baked. 4:36 am 30 May 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.1K Likes 153 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Insurance for bad conferences that weren't worth the ticket. 1:36 am 13 Aug 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.5K Likes 121 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Elevators that just vaporize anyone who tries walking in before people inside have stepped out, without exception. 4:59 am 13 Jan 2019 Twitter for iPhone 5.5K Likes 667 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Blanket that absorbs and transfers heat from one person to another based on temperature preferences. 12:08 am 9 Jun 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.5K Likes 161 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk A channel that only plays The Simpsons reruns, but only the ones you watched from that very specific span of years when it was good. 7:25 pm 23 May 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.6K Likes 109 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Tinder, for celestial objects. 6:39 am 9 Feb 2019 Twitter for iPhone 3.2K Likes 227 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Electrified luggage carousel at airports that shocks anyone within 3 feet of their bag isn't on said carousel. 12:32 am 6 May 2019 Twitter for iPhone 144 Retweets 1.9K Likes
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk 1615: "The Earth is flat!" 2019: "The Earth is fine!" 11:51 pm 22 Apr 2019 Twitter for iPhone 501 Retweets 3.4K Likes
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk A display in airplanes that during turbulence lights up and reads, "Reminder: You're fine. Not gonna die." 11:06 pm 16 Apr 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.1K Likes 160 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Self-driving dragon 3:26 am 15 Apr 2019 Twitter for iPhone 3.6K Likes 381 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Since Facebook already listens to our conversations it would be nice if it had a feature to automatically unfriend anyone you haven't spoken with in over 2 years. 6:55 pm 5 Apr 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.9K Likes 249 Retweets
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    Text - Bored Elon Musk @BoredElonMusk Foldable Oscar trophy. 10:43 pm 24 Feb 2019 Twitter for iPhone 2.7K Likes 198 Retweets
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