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KFC's Dating Sim Has Twitter Both Horny & Confused

KFC announced yesterday that they are releasing a dating sim game on Steam and people on Twitter are responding both incredulously and lustfully at the news. The game, called I Love You Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator, is set for a September 24th release, and features Japanese-style animation, as well as an unsettlingly hot depiction of a young Colonel Sanders. 

According to KFC, the game features multiple hours of gameplay, recipes, and a secret ending. Players will be able to choose one of nine characters to attend culinary school with the fried chicken zaddy, in the hopes of becoming his business partner or, uh, lover. We'll admit that the premise of this game is somewhat disturbing, but we're both intrigued and weirdly into the animated Sanders. According to these Twitter reactions, we're definitely not alone. 

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    Text - KFC Gaming @kfcgaming What if You and The Colonel.. Went on a first date. to KFC Haha just kidding' 00 Unless?
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    Text - IGN @IGN KFC is launching an official anime dating simulator featuring Colonel Sanders, because we're living in the darkest timeline. bit.ly/34yjli
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    Text - Randy Z Ochoa @rzochoa Replying to @IGN you misspelled "best timeline."
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    Text - kill me plz @foxy_uncle Replying to @lGN Is it possible to love and hate something at the same time
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    Text - Dan Thiell, LLC @WhatWhenDan Replying to @IGN Dream Daddy, but there are 11 guys to choose from, and they're all named Herb.
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    Face - anjali patel @anjapatel me looking at screenshots of Colonel Sanders in that KFC dating simulator
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    Text - Sebby @sebbyga no one: kfc: you WANT to FFUCK colonel sanders? are you HORNY on main for chicken man,, DO YOU WANT to DA TE a HOT 2D colonel sanders And.,, FRY CHICKEN WITH HIM?? dating sim. COLONEL SANDERS
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    Ani-Mia @AniMiaOfficial OMG KFC is launching a dating sim and I'm here for hot daddy Colonel Sanders STEWART cafeteria COLONEL SANDERS Anything for a fellow chef. 5:30 PM 9/10/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - Gintoki's binch @_doolydan_ MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS WHO'S TRYING TO LICK COLONEL SANDERS' FINGERS?!?!?
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    Text - leeny linguini O JOONIE DAY @yunholixie someone pls tell me why colonel gf but I can't sanders can get a Gaming 17 minutes ago Colonel Sanders is single and ready to mingle in KFC's dating simulator 1.2K people are Tweeting about this 5:31 PM 9/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Dish - Callum J. Ager @CallumJAger Replying to @IGN I'll finally be able to use my best pick up line! "I'm going to eat your skin first"
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    Text - Telkei @Orlando15205629 Replying to @yugiohtas @RubeePlays and 5 others "Fingers wont be the only thing youll be licking good" ...im going to hell
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    Text - noah thee shinramyun samchun @noahreservation Honestly just amazed that KFC saw the success of the Popeye's sandwich and countered it with a dating sim starring Colonel Sanders
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    Text - Victoria Rose @riningear just want everyone to know that I have confirmed with KFC that not only is the game is real, it is FREE, and that the press rep literally called Colonel Sanders "suave"
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    Text - MS. EVAAAAN @mallspooky Thanks KFC I hate you for making me want to give Colonel Sanders the fucking strap 12:52 PM 9/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - alex is in france @HotLikeAxe My therapist: Sexy Colonel Sanders isn't real, he can't hurt you. Sexy Colonel Sanders: 5:21 PM 9/10/19. Twitter for iPhone
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