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Twitter Reacts To News of Massive Bull Semen Explosion

If the headline wasn't already obvious, a fire at a breeding facility in Australia resulted in an eruption of genetic material as well as a whole bunch of surprised firefighters. Apparently the heat from the fire made the cryogenic cylinders explode, popping the lids off and making the place extra dangerous. Twitter had some words about the news.

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    Bovine - HS Herald Sun mtil Sutheheraldsun Follow Having a bad day at work? Spare a thought for the workers who have a horror clean-up ahead after a cattle semen explosion: Horror clean-up after cattle semen explosion Exploding semen cylinders have caused a massive mess at a Yarram cattle breeding facility overnight heraldsun.com.au
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    Text - Bonnie Barkmeyer BonnieBarkmeyer Follow A fire has gutted the Yarram Herd Services building overnight, destroying around 100 cryogenic cylinders used to store cattle semen. Neighbours were woken by large explosions at around 3am. Firefighters had to dodge "projectiles". More on @WINNEWS_Gip #gippsnewter aram Servic terd
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    Bovine - Newsweek Follow Newsweek Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge "projectiles" Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, fi... Fire at Yarram Herd Services in Victoria, Australia described as a major blow" for farmers. newsweek.com
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    Text - Primrose Lane Follow @ridiculoustimes Replying to @Newsweek Please don't let this become a Netflix series.
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    Text - My Name Is Alan Gardener Follow LeafmoreStudent Replying to@ridiculoustimes @Newsweek Please, let this become a Netflix series
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    Text - Rosa Salvatierra Follow Grosaisabella03 Replying to @LeafmoreStudent @ridiculoustimes @Newsweek the duality of man
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    Blue - Reverend Matty Follow @reverendmatty Replying to@Newsweek Grobdelaney Bullkake
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    Text - your own personal jesus аКарра Карра Follow Replying to@Newsweek "projectiles"
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    Text - Bud-E Follow NotAlTheWayyy Replying to@Newsweek Guess they didn't see that one coming
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    Product - David Alan Grier Follow @davidalangrier Replying to@Newsweek Somethin bout ta git pregnant up in there! GIF
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    Text - p Drapery2.0 adondrapery Follow Replying to Newsweek @earwigtheband thoughts and sprayers
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    Cartoon - Jonnycat Follow @jonnycat222 Replying to@Newsweek THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING
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    Text - Matty O'Tweets Follow OHeirican Dream Replying to @Newsweek I bet Yarram Herd Services Committee vice chairman Aaron Thomas said the loss of 100 cryagenic cylinders of cattle semen will be a huge blow for the farmers
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    Text - Pete Catapano Follow Фрсatapano Why did I allow the internet to invade my life... "The liquid inside the cylinders was rapidly expanding and essentially the lids of the cryogenic cylinders were just popping off the top and projectiles were being thrown from the building," he told ABC.
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    Text - Adam Pasick Follow GAdampasick That's some master-class understatement, right there: "Country Fire Authority Gippsland commander, Chris Loeschenkohl, said the fire presented unique challenges for firefighters."
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    Text - Follow adaniel barker This is EXACTLY how you get accidental Minotaurs NewsweekNewsweek Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge "projectiles trib.al/X13dOhk
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    Text - Scott WamplerTM Follow aScottWamplerBMD Found the plot of the next Michael Bay movie Newsweek Newsweek Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge projectiles trib.al/XI3dOhk
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    Bovine - Mike Beauvais Follow MikeBeauvais BYSTANDER: Hi, 911. There's been a massive explosion of bull semen. It's everywhere DISPATCH: Bullshit BYSTANDER: No, semen ANMALS 'Mass Explosion' of Bull Semen After Fire at Genetics Lab Jennings Brown Today 10:50am-Filed to: BULL SEMEN EXPLOSION 6.K 20 Sve Photo Wapede Cc
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