In his hilarious post (including pictures and updates) Jørstad described his genitals as the 'skipper and two sailors' because he said Swedes did not like direct descriptions of genitals. Using the choice wording of, "As you can imagine, the skipper is the captain down there, and the sailors are the two nuts that dangle"
Ending his post to Ikea, he described himself as a 'free man again!' and wanted to know if the stool came in yellow. Unfortunately only in red, black and white.
Of course the IKEA responded, but kept with the maritime metaphor:
"Hey Claus. We recommend that you take the stool out of the shower...if you choose to keep it in the shower, make sure you are well dressed for your next sea excursion."