It's a hard life being a kitty. There are so many things you have to do in the day, from glaring at birds through the window, to sleeping, to putting your hair on all the furniture, to sleeping, to plotting, to getting in the way of whatever your human wants to do. Sometimes a kitty just doesn't have enough energy to do everything. It makes sense that when the kitty is tired, the cat-servant should do these things instead. So here is your task hooman: look up funny cat memes and pictures of cute cats. Then rub my stomach.