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These 'Deep' Disney Thoughts Are Actually On Point

We're all about shower thoughts and clever musings, and these tidbits of Disney depth really satisfy that sentiment. Some of these really made us think. And others left us really wondering what the filmmakers were thinking.

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    Text - From Snow White's perspective the old peddler woman was totally legit. She gave her an apple and told her to make a wish. Next thing she knows, the Prince is there to take her away and she is surrounded by her friends rejoicing
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    Cartoon - The prince in "Snow White" actually kisses the corpse of a minor he's just seen
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    Cartoon - If the Queen in Snow White has magic powers and can turn herself into an old hag why doesn't she tun herself into someone more beautiful than Snow White?
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    Cartoon - 100% of Disney Queens are evil Therefore all of the Disney princesses are closeted psychopaths
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    Cartoon - Cinderella's dress must have been very revealing if the prince looked at her all evening without being able to remember her face
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    Cartoon - If Pinocchio's nose grows whenever he pronounces a false statement, it would make a marvellous tool for science, and Pinocchio could test any hypothe- sis easily and instantly
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    Cartoon - In Little Mermaid, Prince Eric can't speak to the animals like Aerial can, so kiss the girl must have been a very troubling 2 minutes for him
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    Animated cartoon - The little merdmaid must have crapped her pants at least once on her first day as a human
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    Cartoon - Ursula probably did Ariel a favor by taking her voice. Eric would have thought she was nuts talking about dinglehoppers and snarfblats
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    Cartoon - Beauty & the The Beast 2 should just be 90 minutes of Belle and the Prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people
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    Cartoon - If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie
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    Animated cartoon - All of Aladdin was a story told by the merchant to get us to buy a worthless lamp
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    Text - Aladdin could have just handed the lamp to Jasmine and they would have gained an extra 3 wishes
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    Cartoon - The Lion King: the song "I just can't wait to be king" is literally, "I can't wait for my dad to die."
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    Animated cartoon - Hakuna Matata was an elaborate ploy from Timon and Pumba to get Simba to eat bugs instead of them
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    Text - Considering how there's no traces of humans in The Lion King, It could be set in any era. The Bronze age, the 21st century or a cyborg future where humanity has gone extinct
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    Cartoon - Mulan couldn't have saved China if she had big boobs
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    Fun - Rapunzel's neck must have been really strong
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    Text - If the mother in Tangled had just told Rapunzel her birthday was on a different date, the whole movie wouldn't have happened
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    Text - "Frozen" is a really a superhero origin movie disguised as a princess flick
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    Text - The creators of Finding Nemo missed the ultimate fish pun by saying "The end" instead of "Fin" the end
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