Things to Not Say on A Date

With all the funny misadventures of people on Tinder, it's a miracle anyone actually ever sees a person face-to-face. If you needed any help completely ruining your chances, or wanted to review the outrageous things to avoid saying on a first date, then here's an opportunity.

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