Guy Wastes Scammer's Time With Funny Fake Credentials

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mattstaff
Oct 20, 2019 8:00 PM EDT

When this guy received a suspect call from what turned out to be a scammer, he decided to waste the fool's time. The scammer had insisted that there was a warrant out for his arrest. So, he decided to play into their game, but with his own hilarious, made up credentials. 

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    Text - r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/SPARX1311 ld S 1 Telescammer? Let's see how quick you are. I received a robo-call on my work phone (paid for by my employer, not attached to my name/info in any way) the other day, and it informed me of some "suspicious activity around my social security number" and it asked me to "please press 1 to be connected with an officer right away, in order to prevent your arrest warrant from getting posted" I was driving across Wyoming, and bored out of my mind, so I decided
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    Text - They picked up right away, must've been a slow day in Chandurthi India, and a gentleman with a thiiick accent said "Hello, how may I direct your call" so I put the highest level of concern and anxiety in my voice, and said "I just received a call from you guys, saying that there's been some suspicious activity attached to my SSN, and I don't wanna go to jail."
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    Text - I could hear the the Doctor Eggman smile in his voice when he replied "yeeeesss.. I see that now. Can you verify the warrant number that was given to you?" "There was no warrant number" | said "I don't wanna go to jail, how do we take care of this right away?"
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    Text - He asked me to verify my name and the last four of my SSN, so I neatly obliged: "Richard Long, 6789" I heard some typing, and after a few seconds the scammer replied "ahhh.. I see your record now Mr. Long. Looks like there are 4 warrants in your name from IRS. We can get these reduced to fines only, which you can pay with Visa gift cards. Can you verify full SSN for me?" "Oh thank god! I was really worried!" I replied. "I can't go to jail! You know what they'd do to me in there?! The othe
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    Text - "Oh yes, of course they would!" Says Mr. Scammer. "It would not be a good time. All you need to do is verify your full social security with me, and we can proceed with the payment of your fines." "Oh yes, of course! It's 123-45-6789" I stammer. There was silence on his end of the line, finally he comes back on and says "sir, do you think this is a joke?"
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    Text - "Absolutely not! I replied as indignantly as possible. "That is my SSN! Double check it right now! My name is Richard Long, but my friends call me Dick. I work in the J. Edgar Hoover building in Washington, and I CAN'T GO TO JAIL." There was another moment of silence, I thought for sure this dimwit had finally hung up on me. Then, he came back on the line. "Dick Long?" "Yessir" "Oh my go..." This was followed again by a moment of silence, then the most satisfying scream of frustration, an
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