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Fifteen Best Greentext Stories Of All Time

Most of the times, a story can be told in a quarter of the words that are used. That's why greentext stories are so great: they're the modern form of story-telling for busy people who have a whole day of interweb scrolling to attend to. We rounded up the fifteen best greentext stories of all time from Reddit, so you don't have to spend precious time searching for them. You're welcome. 

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  • Text - >be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention takes me to the planetarium every other 29 KB JPG weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive >thanks dad
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  • Text - Be me Flat Earther >Friend works at NASA Gives me a ticket to go to outer space >He said it'll change my views >Don'tbelievehim.png 65 KB JPG Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes
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  • Text - 10/23/18(Tue)14:35:43 No.7830755 1 8 Anonymous >year 2020 >trump is re-elected >immediately declares war on Vietnam >Vietnam war 2.0 >thousands of GenZ kids are 64 KB JPG drafted into the military A few months later... be rice farmer in Vietnam start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines >helicopters start flying over me Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers whole fuckin area around me gets napalmed >choppers drop off enemy troops >g
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  • Text - Anonymous 45243472 >be me >22 yo overweight beta loser >decide to fuck it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >.. >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat REPLY O IMAGES 3 REPLIES Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man
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  • Text - Anonymous (ID: nyA98M 09/11/19(Wed)13:59:20 No.226234236 >Be THC oil cartridge >Very popular among teens as it gets you extremely stoned and the smell dissipates faster than smoke 26 KB JPG >Kids are retarded and buy cheap cartridges from chinese Instagram accounts that ship directly to your house because they don't know how to use the darknet >Kids start getting sick by vaping low quality THC cartridges with dangerous ingredients >Big tobacco uses this as an opportunity to demonize all v
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  • Text - Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst fucking company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but holy shit, he must be rolling in his grave right now. 89 KB PNG >Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day Go to
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  • Text - 06/30/19(Sun)18:45:12 No.51382509 Anonymous first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind 11 KB JPG computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes say yea >Asks if i will spot him >o-okay >We start to talk he not
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  • Text - Anonymous 1 hour ago 4651 5536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) Like, 1 REPLY ears in Rain, Scoo Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as fuck as he has to juggle work and me whenever he has free time we play vidya together we move from old nintendo and shit to WoW raiding and so on helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish
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  • Text - 1500590969099.jpg (78 KB, 346x450) google yandex make post criticizing google next captcha shows street near my house
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  • Text - Embracing figures at Pompeii 'could have been gay lovers', after scan reveals they are both men f share CD040683-728B-46 E2-9C39-6152B03FE828 .png 1.67 MB PNG >be me >drinking wine with best bro >served 10 years in army together >saved my life once >named my son after the guy >mountain fucking explodes >find house and hide for shelter >give each other one last bro hug >ash burys us both >1900 years later get found >lol gay bois
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  • Text - >playing a single player shooter N game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the shittiest weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life 128,0 kB PNG
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  • Text - Anonymous 06/02/17(Fr)21:42:54 No.9005626 nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:25:47 No.9006160 >9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered 229006183# 229006205 Anonymous 06/03/17(Sat)00:45:01 No.9006205 9006160 Never see a white person in all 35 y
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  • Text - greentext @rgreentext 12h anon watches twitch bit.ly/2F2RFHS 01/01/19(Tue)23:42 :08 No.788859723 Anonymous >be me >depressed because dad is cheating on mom >mom mad all the time >friends feel distant >watch some smash bros on twitch 338 KB PNG >find zero >he makes me laugh and is really good >he makes me happy >thanks zero t 224 27 2.8K Tempo ZeRo @zerowondering Follow Replying to @rgreentext Much love anon. Hope it gets better and I'm sorry you are going through that. 7:06 AM -2 Jan 2019
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  • Text - Anonymous03/09/19(Sat)18:02:25 No.794558144 >tell faggot brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank 23 KB JPG >mfw that was the prank
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  • Text - Anonymous 02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342 >be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all day work is fucking boring as fuck >get new puppy >puppy is sad when I go to work >have idea 31 KB PNG >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab Take puppy to park during lunch break >Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home >Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy Have never had this much enjoyme
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