funny stories

'What is your funniest pet story?': Funny Short Stories About Our Favorite Furry Friends.

María Cetra

Lost pig stops car on the side of the road, leading two people to knock on nearby houses until they find the owner: ‘He was so happy’

Bar Mor Hazut

From shredded furniture to indoor floods, owners share the moments their cats proved that rules are merely suggestions: ‘[He] stared at me like "I regret nothing".’

Ayala Sorotsky

25-year-old refuses to spy on his 30-year-old neighbor despite the man’s mom attempting to pay him off: ‘She offered me $20 a week’

Celeste Mello

Entitled roommate blames $12 internet bill increase on other tenants having too many tabs open and using Google too much: 'This man genuinely believed the wifi company charges per Google search like some kind of data utility meter'

Ben Weiss

Apartment dwellers share the funniest things they’ve accidentally seen through a neighbor’s window: 'My upstairs neighbor was giving a PowerPoint presentation to her cats'

Isabella Penn

‘It hits me I have no idea who these people are’: Man attends lakeside family BBQ, only to realize he was at the wrong family's celebration for 40 minutes

Lana DeGaetano

Coworker is caught stealing 2 gallons of milk from the office kitchen, uncovering a string of behavior from multiple office thieves: ‘Doing their Costco run at work’

Lana DeGaetano

8th-grade troublemaker picks on 7th-grade girl for dressing alternatively and calls her a witch, so she leans into the accusation and scares him out of his mind: ‘[He] stared at me horrified’

Lana DeGaetano

35+ People who misread social cues and acted so awkward: 'Bumped into an older gentleman by mistake... I just shouted, "Are you sorry?!"'

Remy Millisky

'I’m not making her financial decisions, I’m just letting her pet do it': 24-year-old woman trains her roommate's parrot to loudly remind her to budget her money every time she online shops

Emma Saven

15+ Employees who made huge mistakes, but didn't get fired: 'He stole over $10,000... but was never fired'

Remy Millisky

New hire shows up 15 minutes late and insists he 'doesn't take orders': 'By 3 PM his keycard didn't work any more'

Remy Millisky

Employees discover coworker is pretending to have a twin to skip meetings: 'The only difference was that he wore glasses and a beanie'

Remy Millisky

'I told him he couldn't spend 4-8 hours on break': Managers who were paired with the world's worst employees

Remy Millisky

'We sent 10k copies of a useless calendar to a client': 30+ Employees who worked with very incompetent coworkers

Remy Millisky