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    Advertising - Jessidan Targaryen, 1st of his name @SirPolitician Happy Halloween from Boy and Girl..we just trying get to the sanctuary! Gir The Young Uncle Phil @youngunclephil This has been a looooooo0onng year man..
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    Cat - Purrrrfect
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    Text - Alex Midd @alexmidd86 This the season to be haunted by the recent past that has scarred you for life. 5:59 AM 28 Oct 19 Twitter for Android .
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    Text - cody @_codywampus Little known fact of the day: Halloween is actually a portmanteau of Hallowed Weenie It originated from a 3rd century cult that worshipped hot dogs 3:41 PM 25 Oct 19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - p-AAH-ddington stan account @Adriyoung I'm never deleting this app @NyleDiMarco how the fuck ami supposed to kn Garbage Wreath, with and @ba Replying to @NyleDiMarco and @lyaofRaver Posting this without sound is a crime 1M views Fo 467 t12.8K 80K Nyle DiMarco Garbage Wreath, with @barry swift and @NyleDiMarco Deaf Actor Seen on Switched at Birth, D Replying to @NyleDiMarco and @lyaofRavens People, This Close, STATION 19 Activist for Deaf worldwide @nyledfoundation Posting this without sou
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    Text - Chris Burns @fatcarriebshaw My cousin is running the NY marathon next weekend, last year she ran it with a 102 degree fever...and I'm like how do we have the same psychotic blood and hers manifests into running marathons and mine manifests into drunk texting guys "I miss you" at 2 am when I don't miss them?
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    People - My kids going over their plan to drive me batshit crazy this morning. @TheMotherOctopus CRECON
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    Text - Teacher: "The question is not complicated!" The question:
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    Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk COOL Shitty airline travel is the absolute pinnacle of humanity to me. We found a way to soar through the high untrespassed sanctity of space and also found a way to make it suck the whole time. Absolutely iconic work by the species 7:36 PM 26 Aug 18 23.2K Retweets 125K Likes >
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    Text - David Mack @davidmackau it just occurred to me that owern wilson will play trump one day and he will win an oscar maluma. Follow maluma Que les parece mi parcero de trabajo por estos días? #OwenWilson #MarryMeMovie 1h vibarco Wow 41m 71 likes Reply View replies (2) delaghettoreal Queeeeeee!!! 16m 15 likes Reply View replies (1) delaghettoreal Rompiste my
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    Vehicle - Scarinscafe for America @erinscafe That is a Disney Annual Pass sticker. And a license plate that reads NO VAX. This is essentially the first shot of a disaster film. twitter.com/Imioni/status/... My Llorona @Imioni Replying to @Imioni @erinscafe Earlier today-notice the Disney sticker? AVP Sord CAP MAR CALIFORNIA Resn e Vace NO VAX vetts 14K 2:10 AM - Oct 23, 2019 3,237 people are talking about this
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    Text - Violet Benson @Daddyissues_ I'm an adult but more like an adult cat... Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own
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    Cat - LOXUS OF 21 NUTRIDR AWD IS 0 ROCKVILLE u/FriedL1verAttack Nut Rider Nutritional doctor
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    Dog - ME THE LAST PRINGLE ifunny.ce
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    Adaptation - Jake (commissions open) @jacobhunni Name this film. Wrong answers only. Eric Idle @Ericldle The Second Breakfast Club.
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    Transport - "voy al gym, see you later" me: el дуm: mitú TACOSELGYM.COM FOLLOW US ON COM 562.666.6744 ACOS Came and Workoa! GYM EL lacosGym otoGy tlacos t Gym @WEAREMITU
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    Text - Me, gently forcing my cat to look at a bug and asking him to catch it
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    Sky - GODGIVE MEAREASON TOGOTOWORK HARLEY'SAINT CHEAP MYSON
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    Dvd - "how old are you?" me: Win XP SONY dist SUPREMAS CD-R Fecondable 700MB FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT 8TG-267Q8
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    Goats - izahbel Pickles and her friends are going on a adventure! clairvoyantbarnacle WHICH ONE IS PICKLES babygoatsandfriends Pickles is wearing the backpack! also, this is Pickles as a baby =)<3
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    Text - alien skier @clichedout nurse: how do u rate ur pain me: zero stars nurse: me: would not recommend
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    Adaptation - Companies: Our employees are just fine. Employees:
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    Sign - O.0 DON'T RUN 13.1 MY LONGEST NETFLIX BINGE HOURS 26.2 OREOS I CAN EAT IN ONE SITTING
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    Sky - International cnni London to get 'world's first' infinity pool with 360-degree views cnn.it/ 21r3ul0 Abby Govindan @abbygov how do you enter this pool
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    Text - pod religion @popligion This has to be one of the most iconic moments in Twitter history co @cO 1/9/08 very bored... 272 t63.6K 49.8K co co @cO @cO Right after this tweet, I went fora and got hit by a semi. For the pa years I was in a coma, but I'm so very bore... 2:48 AM 1/9/08 Twitter Web Client grateful to be alive today 11:05 PM 5/31/16 Twitter Web Client
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    Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch my dad (1998): son, the best weapons you can use in a fight are your words me (2019): *first day as a firefighter* stop it
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    Text - t u e @infantbluee just bartended a wedding where the best man said in his speech "ngl but we all shipped them together before they made it official bc he kept scoffing that he didn't like her and yet he always looked at her first whenever someone told a joke just to see if she was laughing too"
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    Nose - Me: He died of natural causes Cop: You pushed him off the roof Me: Gravity's natural Сop: Listen here, you little shit
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    Text - Arson Carson @CBMST1 lemailed my professor and meant to say "I am worried I don't understand some material on our next test" BUT I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS HELPME BAYLOR Categories ENT 3315 Test Shofner, Carson SC Today, 7:50 PM jd_allen@baylor.edu Professor Allen, I am worried
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    Text - сeci @cheechee_locz the twilight series wasn't trash, you just lack taste Edward can't dick you down while you're still human, he'll kill you Are you dumb? If Edward's dick kills me, do NOT prosecute him He caught ME slipping. That's on ME
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    Text - 7:01 Explore of thinking 3 days ago rorycutest proposals Follow ৯ jos @joscelynhehrer "What's it like having a sister?" 71% T-Mobile Wi-Fi ail T-Mobile Wi-Fi 70% 2:51 PM 2:51 PM 58 58 Alison Alison DITOIE HEY BITCH 2:35PM I WAS GOING TO ASK BUT YOU WERE BEING RUDE BlITCH 2:35 PM 2:38 PM what 2:36 PM WHO CARES YOU HAVE YOUR 2:40 PM OWN CLOTHING YOU TOOK MY FOUNDATION 2:36 PM WEAR YOUR SHIT 2:40 PM YOU TOOK MY SHIRT LAST WEEK CALL THIS EVEN DONT GO THROUGH MY STUFF ANYMORE BITCH 2:38 PM do
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    Text - Niesha Trout @nieshatrout Last fall, I'm eating at the counter of a restaurant alone, & Michael Keaton sits down next to me w/ his agent, & I'm trying to eat my food next to my favorite Batman of all time, & at the end of his business meeting he turns to me and goes "Were we too close?" "No you're good." 10:29 PM 10/27/19 Twitter Web App . 50 Retweets 1,597 Likes Niesha Trout @nieshatrout 11h Reader, he was not close enough and our arms were touching. t12 475
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    Text - Kelly Collette @KellyCollette I love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, Ill be having this in the other room. Excuse me. 2:14 PM 1/11/18 Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 198 Likes
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    Text - Lauren Alexis Fisher @LaurenAlexis It's time to graduate from Big Dick Energy to Big Jane Fonda Getting Arrested Energy.
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    Text - Stand Up Sandbox @UpSandbox My body is a temple, but like one of those from some long lost civilization that withered away and they have to show renderings of what it might've looked like in its glory 3:04 PM 10/27/19 Twitter for iPhone .
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    Design - Me, a child making a logicalh point in an argument Shut up and o to your roon
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    Organism - When you decide to surprise your mum by cleaning the house and she walks in and starts criticizing everything you still haven't done yet
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    Text - Chevy Elliott @ChevyElliott My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: these people are so talented, how do they pick a winner? My 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her will be ssit cake pops
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    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed
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