Vintage Cooking Recipes That Are Horrifying

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AmyBrown
Nov 16, 2019 1:00 PM EST

You know how many of us feel like we were born in the wrong era? Well, maybe this list of vintage cooking recipes will make us re-think that and make us real grateful to live in a day and age filled with tacos, noodles, pizza, and other delicious options. 

Also, what in the world was with people back then and aspic's? Jellied-everything? No. Thank. You. 

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  • 01
    Food - TRY ALMONDS-IN-HATSTACK APPETISER Blee Dimead Almond, ham and Mirarle Whilp salad dresdeg. Pu thee three together and y ave baliday pgetioer that' long e eye-appealand even lenger en avar. Easy to make, teo ALMONDS-IN-&-HAYSTACK APPETIZER Nop ALLE A hed Se NCLA sng m ami Miracle Whip ALMONDS SOME THINGS CAN BE COPIED AND SOME THINGS CAN'T RA
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    Food - THERES BRIGHT HAVOR TO SAVOR IN MIRACLE WHIP It takes the spiciest spices (over 20 and as fresh as can be) to create that pleasing. teasing, tantalizing taste! It takes a knack for mixing 'em just so. It takes plenty of eggs and a better beating process to make Miracle Whip Salad Dressing...and a lot of people (like you) who like it, to make it America's favorite salad dressing by far! Miracle Whip is made with iquid vegetable oil, high in poly-unsaturates KRAFT Deviled Lettuce-Hollow out
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    Food - LIME CHEESE SALAD Dissolve 1 package Lime Jell-O in 1 cup hot water. Add cup cold water, 2 tablespoons vinegar, and I teaspoon grated onion. Pour % cup mixture into 1-quart ring moid. Chill until firm. Chill remaining Jell-O until slightly thick- ened. Then fold in I cup cottage cheese, and 1 tablespoon mayonnaise; blend. Pour onto firm Jell-O. Chili until firm. Unmold. Garnish with salad greens. Fill center with seafood salad Makes 6 servings. JELLO आीन LIME FLAVOR
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    Organism - 18s THE MIDWEST PERFECTION SALAD McCall's Great American Recipe Card Collection
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    Cuisine - /11 Salads Hot and Cold FROZEN CHEESE SALAD Weight Watchers Recipe Cards
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    Food - Simple Supper Mould 575 g (1 lb) chicken breast meat 3 rashers back bacon 100 g (4 oz) onion, peeled and chopped 1 large carrot, sliced 1 stick celery, chopped 6 whole cloves 1 bay leaf sprig of parsley 6 peppercorns 5 ml (1 teaspoon) salt 1 litre (14 pints) water 100 g (4 oz) frozen peas 2 sachets Davis Gelatine Put all the ingredients except the peas and the gelatine into a pan on a low heat. Cover and simmer for approximately 45 minutes until the chicken is tender. Add the peas for the
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    Dish - GOOD OLD VELVEETA. GOOD IN SO MANY WAYS. Velveeta process cheese spread is bubbling with ideas-each one convenient, wholesome, economical and delicious. slices of Velveeta process cheese spread. Very convenient Oven Beef Stew. Top your favorite stew recipe-ora canned stew-with mashed potatoes mixed with cubes of Skillet Risotto. Add slices of Velveeta to any rice-and-ground beef skillet recipe. Very delicious. Creamy Potato Soup. This hearty soup combines cubed Velveeta melted with cooked
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    Text - a little TRICK that makes a 7REAT SEVEN-UP IN MILK! Mix chilled 7-Up and cold milk in equal parts, by pouring the 7-Up gently into the milk. Do not stir. The 7-Up adds a light and delicate flavor making a deli cious blended food drink. Mothers know that this is a wholesome combination. The addition of 7-Up gives milk a new flavor appeal that especially pleases children. "FRESH UP" WITH SEVEN-UP!
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    Food - PRAWN STUFFED APPLES SUPPER DISHES CARD 13 FLOUB Photograph by courtesy of Fruit Producers' Council
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    Food - PRUNE AND MARSHMALLOW COUPE PICNICS CARD 27 Photograph by courtesy of California Prune Advisory Bureau
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    Food - 70s cookbooks were a lawless wasteland Terrine of Garden Vegetables
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    Cuisine - HAM IN ASPIC SLIMMERS CARD 13 Photograph by courtesy of Plumrose
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    Dish - 6 Salads Hot and Cold CHILLED CELERY LOG Weight Watchers Recipe Cards
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    Dish - 3 BEET AND PINEAPPLE SALAD MOLD Salads Hot and Cold Weight Watchers Recipe Cards
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    Dish - PAELLA ROUND THE WORLD CARD 7 Spanish Rice and Shellfish Photograph by courtesy of White Fish Authority
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    Food - FAMILY MEALS MUSHROOM-STUFFED PLAICE
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    Still life - /11 Snacks, Beverages, and Light Meals JELLIED TOMATO REFRESHER Weight Watchers Recipe Cards
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    Food - namon, nd and lemon juices in a small bow tnS meat and fruits. Dot fruts with but rine: cover pan 3 Bake in moderate oven (350 2 uncover. Spoon juices in dsh over e Y 10 minutes longer, or until lighty g Baked Bologna Jubilee Buy bologna by the piece, stud it with cloves and bake with fruits for a different and spec- tacular creation Bake at 350 for 30 minutes. Makes 8 servings Baked Bologna Jubilee makes excitng of a unique recipe Hint when shop b available in single pieces as wel as 1 p
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    Food - SALMON SHORTCAKE amplel Blend can Campbell's Cream of Celery Soup with i cup milk, 1 csp drained, flaked salmon (8-o, can), I cup drained cooked peas and a dash of powdered dill. Heat thor oughly. Serve on hot hiscuits 4 servings. SELERY
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    Dish - Sal Salee Treaiat. d Pianpple aled
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    Dish - CONTEMPOAY COOKNO AM AND BANANAS HOLLANDAISE Real Cool s exciking! delicioua! s eay! rrS FROM CANSI ReeCwe C MCals
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