Forty-Four Random Memes About Nothing And Nobody In Particular

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Dec 5, 2019 4:08 AM EST

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  • 01
    Cartoon - LoadingArtist.com You coming in or what? But what about sharks? There aren't any sharks in the pool. NON SHARKS
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    Text - Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave 5 GUYS EMPLOYEE: what would u like? ME: one "little fries" please 5GE: so u want "a whole bag of fries?" ME: no, just a "little-" 5GE: I definitely heard "more fries than u could ever handle" ME: please, no 5GE: JERRY, FOIST UPON THIS MAN "A FWKAS LOAD AMOUNT OF FRIES" 8/20/18, 21:25
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    Animation
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    White - LARENCE EAMTHE ANGEL OF DEAF ARE You HERE To TAKE MY HEARING ARE YOU.. WHAT
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    Grass - Ooh, like the way yardwork it Mow diggity Ya got to bag it up
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    Cat - Me when i close reddit because get bored and immediately click on reddit because im bored
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    Text - cats in middle ages: diligent, went to mass, contributed to society cats now: feckless ingrates, atheists, too lazy to walk on hind legs 9/25/17, 7:05 AM
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    Text - Quite Interesting @q... . 1h In 1978, Isaac Asimov judged a local limerick contest and deemed this entry to be the best out of 12,000: The bustard's an exquisite fowl, With minimal reason to growl: He escapes what would be Illegitimacy By grace of a fortunate vowel. (h/t @_FutilityCloset) t 468 25 2,219
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    Room - hotel: room 332, enjoy ur stay dad: i assume the porn is disabled? hotel: no it's only regular porn you sick fu holiday extras
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    Head - BOOL ВOOL BOO! В! ВОO!
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  • 11
    Yoda - Me waiting for the waiter to finish his speech so I can order chicken tendies like always
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  • 12
    Hyena - HyeNA LOweNA
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    Text - Jon @ArfMeasures Interviewer: Biggest weakness? Me: The delusions Interviewer: Like what? Me: Sometimes I think I'm being interviewed Bus driver: where are your pants?
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  • 14
    Photo caption - DON'T FEED THE FISH! DON'T JIZZON THE DOLPHIN!
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  • 15
    Text - Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate
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    Text - I was watching Planet Earth 2 but I hadn't seen the first one so I'm completely lost. What the fuake is a bird? 16 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone 2:27 AM
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  • 17
    Illustration - Scottish bats....their struggle is real..
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  • 18
    Product - (Driving test) Instructor: Turn the car on Me: Umm ok. (rubbing interior) You like that? You filthy who- Instructor: Ok we're done here IG: TheFunnyintrovert
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  • 19
    Dish - WHAT NB JAMAICAN THERE makeameme.org
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  • 20
    Hair - TRIED TO BORROW SOME BREAD FROM MY INDIAN NEIGHBOR BUTHE SAID HE HAD NAAN
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  • 21
    Cartoon - Fire Distinquisher Yep. (that's fire
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  • 22
    Text - Paul Follow FrenulumBreve ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again 3:05 PM 19 Aug 2015 t 6,185 9,420
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    Text - Wenzler Powers @WenzlerPowers WONKA: Congratulations Charlie! My chocolate empire is yours CHARLIE: That's wondrous! WONKA: Now, first thing will be handling this PR crisis. CHARLIE: Wait, wha- WONKA: A lot of kids just died in your factory, Charlie. And there's a rumor that you apparently own slaves?
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  • 24
    Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED GET AWAY RAT, YOU CARRIER OF I ALSO CARRY PRESENTS DISEASE IT'S AWW DISEASE GOD DAMMIT
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  • 25
    Text - adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
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  • 26
    Cloud - -A (FIRST DAY AS A PILOT...) CONTROL TOWER: Can you give me your position? ME: I'm next to a cloud that looks like a lion. CONTROL TOWER: Can you be more specific? ME: Simba.
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    Cartoon - NEGATVE IQ tests Test Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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    Animation
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  • 29
    Cartoon - is year, give her..... THE POISON. THE POISON FOR KUZCO. THE POISON CHOSEN ESPECIALLY TO KILL KUZCO. KUZCO'S POISON.
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  • 30
    Organism - You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine.
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    Portrait
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  • 32
    Text - The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble Follow INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength? ME: Getting out of corn mazes. INTERVIEWER: Uhm...ok. And your greatest weakness? ME: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes. INTERVIEWER: *realizes he's in a corn maze* What the hell? ME: Guess this is my time to shine. 1:23 PM-22 Oct 2018
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    Text - Home Depot staff meeting] BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is? ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.
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  • 34
    Hair - DAT FRO-DO
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  • 35
    Text - Me: one Big Mac without strawberries, please McDonald's employee: strawberries? Мe: no, thanks 1:20 PM 11/15/19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 36
    Text - donni saphire Follow @donni Shoot for the Moon. Stab for the stars. Poison the Sun. It's time to kill space 10:56 PM 10 Mar 2019 3,772 Retweets 13,600 Likes t 3.8K 52 14K Tweet your reply donni saphire @donni Mar 10 Space started it. Let's finish it 443 5 t 37
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    Text - alien skier @clichedout nurse: how do u rate ur pain me: zero stars nurse: me: would not recommend
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  • 38
    Text - Pete Lynch ePJTLynch Wife: Wow, I'm tired Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner [Five minutes later] Me: Honey, I think we're out of... "oven"? RETWEETS LIKES 608 1,117
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  • 39
    Text - 25 notes delete edit Help i had sex with this girl and i accidentally peed inside her and now she wont talk to me Anonymous Looks like urine trouble Ask fading-into nothing a cuestion
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  • 40
    Text - six-broken-pencils: percy jackson, son of the sea god, does not do very well in school. his grades are below C level.
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  • 41
    Vehicle - Chill out bro, I got this Nobody knows horsepower likel do
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  • 42
    Text - What are the Mario Bros views on kids drinking alcohol? M luigi says Mario says: Kids If it's old shouldn't enough to think, be drinking alcohol. It then it's could old potentially enough to ruin their future. drink.
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  • 43
    Text - When you walk into Home Depot and the smell of wood hits you
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  • 44
    Media - #spellingbee DEV JAISWAL B Age: 13 8 REMAIN Appearance: 2nd Grade: 8th Hometown: Louisville, Mississippi Winston Academy 1:48 JACI Antwoorden Oscar 1 jaar geleden He looks like a 13 year old version of a 42 year Coors old man X
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    Text - O3 points Tue Dec 3 14108159 2019 UTC At this point, if you are still supporting Trump you should be seen by a shrink to make sure you are still fit to function in society permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply hide child comments O-16 points Tue Dec 3 15:04101 2019 UTC I could say the same about anyone that supports democrat policies. Look at California, highest homelessness, debt, and crime in the nation. Yet it's completely democrat controlled. Seems anyone that s
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  • 46
    Face - kek dashy 4 miesiące temu 1 subscribers Carson looks like the character who gets his lips sucked by the machine on monsters inc 1,7 tys. ODPOWIEDZ
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