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    Text - saintcaffeinated: When my friend was a kid she used put on high heels and practice running around and jumping off stuff because Catwoman could do it. Now she can practically sprint in stilettos. Like...l've seen her chase after animals and run up hills and climb shit with 0% hindrance, and I will forever and always admire the hell out of her for it because when asked to choose between practicality and fashion she literally just chose “no be Catwoman" instead, and for some reason that actu
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    Text - Washington: What have I told you about comparing Jefferson to the devil? Hamilton: That it 's offensive to the devil?
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    Media - It's à delicate mix of bipolar disorder, which i'm able to control through serious medication, and a completely, untreatable case of I don't give a shit. I'm what psychology journals con refer to as batshit crazy. And tremendous difficulty getting myself down to a weight that's acceptāble to some 35 year old' studio executive whose deepest fantasy and worst nightmare somehow both involve me in a gold bikini.medy Unfortunately, for a woman, the side effects of this condition include: redu
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    Presentation - fuckyeahdrmccoy: justnoodlefishthings: honestly fuck viruses they're not even alive they're just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don't even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump
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    Heart - assassindic ks: juhtayy: aniqueki: opaci: wildfunandyoung: cheesec akemaster: i bet its a book It might be an iPad computer mouse What are you guys talking about, it's a huge spoon. I think it's acat guys... #do you need a ladder to miss the joke that was ten feet over your head
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    Text - If I've learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you're going in the right direction. that's really inspiring holy fucking shit
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    Text - the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don't remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep Oh sure, blame the bat. What the heck? We're easy targets. Anastasia fandom rises from the deep
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    Illustration - EGYPT INDONESIA MEXICO fiorinda-chancellor: setbabiesonfire: swallowedwholeinnegatives: | What does this mean? That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask. It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.
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    Text - * yourplayersaidwhat "I am full of cock." Our Bard after being told by the sorcerer not to be too cocky #shit my players say #dnd #submission #sfw roll: nat 1 #team spirit 2,135 notes
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    Text - hi-def-doritos: charming-tothelast: hi-def-doritos: manasaysay: hi-def-doritos: A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, "You look like the kind of guy who wouldn't go to Wal- Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons" and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes My dad once called another guy "someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man" I like your dad already one time my dad's boss was giving him shit for alw
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    Text - chelle-the-zbornak-queen chenisthebestkitty augustusandhazelsinfinity folle-a-killjoy: whatslifewithoutfandoms # always love this part because i don't understand what happened she put the lei on and he was just lIke holy crap white lel's are representative of love I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD YOU HAVE SOLVED SO MANY MYSTERIES Stitch literally fell in love. Not romantic love, but family love. This is so interesting Instead of trying to forcefully stop or restrain h
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    Product - SICK HEALTH Vs. CARE CARE WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE? sangrebelleza: moonblossom docprofessor: tsupertsundere: fuckyeahwomenprotesting: tontonmichel: | The choice is yours. This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn't always a choice. are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don't reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam
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    Text - godzillaturds there isn't any wind in space, so Darth Vader was using the Force to make his cape flow for #aesthetic kylo-reylo-trash People can only dream of being this extra
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    Text - mr-elementle: mr-elementle: broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it's like really easy shit and then you think you've got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to "The devil went down to Georgia" where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul. assu
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    Text - Okay people, history-fail story-time. cindehella: artyowl01: So back in the 1780's when our country was still figuring crap out and ol George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!" Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of "Glad you're excited, we are also looking forward to
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    Text - pregnantseinfeld its weird to think horses were ever 'prey animals' because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think 'yeah lets go attack that one' degenerarchy well moose are still prey animals so pregnantseinfeld thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons gerbildine Would you rather they be predators pregnantseinfeld SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY
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    Text - skeletim @skele_tim CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: .. CAT VAMPIRE: let me out RETWEETS LIKES 1,443 1,695 5:24 PM - 23 Feb 2016
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    Text - cupofcoffin Hot adulting tip: make a "responsibilitysona" and roleplay them when you have chores to do shinelikethunder #this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking) hellenhighwater I find that if I'm wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire.
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    Text - I cant decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats. I think we're forgetting that Darth Vader nas a balloon. DISNEYLAND. 286,636 notes
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    Text - the-ackerman-queen: ahrned: animal-soul: sadfrogmemer: 12341 declare a meme war 5 678 factoid just a statistical error average hte spagheti only meant well but MMM Whatcha SAYYYY that you ordered none pizza with left mineral? Sure, Jan, very wow, the feels are the zodiac killer's aesthetic when he puts the bath bomb in the ball pit I feel sick Reading that made me think of a broken video cassette on fast-forward
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    Violet - n3rdy-bubbles princessofthejuggey Covered container Second container filed wi straw Styrofoam insulation Completed shelter More insulation Final cover myasphyxiatedmind For those who are wondering how they can help outdoor cats in bad weather if they truly can't take them in (even just for overnight), check out this pic on how to create simple shelters from storage bins YES, EXCELLENT. Reblog everywhere. This is great to put out to help strays and ferals and also the outdoor cats of irr
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    Text - froge Phineas and Ferb could kill a god idolincarnate arent they a little young to kill a god themanwiththesuitcaseofflies Yes. Yes they are.
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    Product - The-time-lord-in-a-stra... does-the... E I used my skils as a baker to seamlessly blend into my surroundings darkmoonfall: This will never not be funny Source: darkmoonfall 258,968 notes
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    Cartoon - steambend do you guys ever think about zuko's eyebrow and how much it changed over the series like Source: steambend #zuko #atla 1,231 notes Might say it's simply changing art style. Or (and this is likely) Zuko's later eye brows having less sharp ridges is meant to show how he's becoming more neutral, less of an antagonist. Even to this day in a lot of animated films characters with sharp ridges in their designs bad, smoother lines = good. -The Flying Lion %3D
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    Text - writing-prompt-s A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason.. To play Suburbs and SUVS, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG! toy-dragon "Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?" "Why?" "To make Karen look like a bitch."
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    Text - What is something that makes you smile every time? 1 2,2k + Share 1,3k BEST COMMENTS Lead5alad • 4h - When I make a joke or say something du. Launcheskayaks 3 . 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then
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    Text - O 2h wowidratherunot we should talk more about how 'macaroni' in 18th century england was used to mean 'fashionable' because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there language is weird humans are weird #'stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni' #THAT USED TO CONFUSE ME SO MUCH WHEN I WAS LITTLE it finally makes sense
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    Text - 2 dongstomper wrecknician: me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants Source: wrecknician 82,890 notes
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    Text - carryonmywayward-idjits: Please excuse me while I walk over your husband's corpse like he's nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
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    Label - MAY THE BRIDGES I BURN LIGHT THE WAY
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    Cobalt blue - nielalovesyoux asdfghikl--life a 223,100 le-revenant: pathwalker: rasputin: This Blood Lamp doesn't look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste. we can finally power the world with periods there are two
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    Text - teaboot As an adult I like to pretend all the appliances in my house run on Wizard Magic. My microwave was being slow with my hot pockets a minute ago but instead of getting annoyed I got to beseech the High Wizard Velkior to sustain the Mystic Energy of the Fire Chest
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    Text - E someoneintheshadow456 The Last Words Of Famous Writers dali-daydreams When you've dedicated your life to words, it's important to go out eloquently. 1. Ernest Hemingway: "Goodnight my kitten." Spoken to his wife before he killed himself. 2 Jane Austen: "I want nothing but death." In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything. 3. J.M Barrie: "I can't sleep." 4. L. Frank Baum: "Now I can cross the shifting sands." 5. Edgar Allan Poe: "Lord help my poor so
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    Cat - Follow Rebecca Renner Because everyone knows manuscripts are the most comfortable part of the couch. @RebeccaRennerFL What? You're working? Here, let me help. ~ my cat y main comments hav this relationship needs conflict/anger is. I car I do believe this is hem to the read e fat #amediting #amwriting ound the track. Only pain, only energy. High in the saddle, LC thundered the rail flicking in her wake, and she imagined, instead of the pir Churchill Downs ringing with the cheers of thousar
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    Text - communistbakery: clubsnuggie: communistbakery: artichokehold: communistbakery: carpenters go to boarding school wow wood you believe that?! I saw what you did there trees thank you for ur contribution
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    Text - eternallyobsessed 2 nothing-in-the-dark "Well, look who I ran into," crowed Coincidence. "Please," flirted Fate, "this was meant to be." lost-in-ecstasy: nonpaura: This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr. wow this is so clever 558,468 notes
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    Text - baroksleg: baroksleg: i had a dream last night where the hot new trend was making "monksona"s which was basically just like . urself. but as a medieval monk in the dream i went way into the details of mine but i forgot it all? I think I was a Cistercian brother in west Germany. and i did a lot of calligraphy but my latin was bad so i mainly copied things. this meme was so serious in my head i got so into it man #mine would be like gregor mendel but he can also do parkour (x) i knew tellin
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    Text - wikilifeadvice make your own foot scrub pochowek 1. feet are pretty hard to make 2. dont call me a scrub ever again wikilifeadvice please stop making me read this
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    Text - i-moriarty: joeshmo: shavingryansprivates: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is "Wherefore art thou". And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you'd know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN "WHERE", WHEREFORE MEANS "WHY". SHE'S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS. romeo romeo why the fuck is you romeo
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    Text - toothlessrebel A limerick: 12 + 144 + 20 +3/4 + (5 × 11) = 92+0 Doesn't look like a limerick to you? Try this: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more. THE HECK HEЕCК НЕСК НЕСССССККKККKK nonbinary-thnikkaman POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS janothar Fine, fine, we'll kick it up a notch: Integral zee squared dee zee From one to the cube root of three Times the cosine Of three
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    Text - ezioslenderman <> 2 nnywasneverhere tennants-hair: iwillmindfuckyou: dorothy-cotton: im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive some I HAD BAD DAYS 100,317 notes
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    Text - writing-prompt-s One day, you're walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page. V voradtras this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story je-suis-hetalia I'd rather die tbh dumbledavisjr Good news for you amigo you'll die many times before you live out every prompt phoenixheir I feel like this could be fun tho writing-prompt-s Oh boy, you are in for a wild
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    Text - You have many of the abilities of a Disney princess. You can talk to animals, people burst into song around you, and it seems every other day a "Prince Charming" type falls madly in love with you. As one of the most feared mafia enforcers in New York, it's tough, but you make it work. mabunnie "How did you know?!" He squeals, on his knees and shaking. Your finger tightens on the trigger. "A little birdie told me."
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    Text - mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I'm a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I'm just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me's easy access to pepper and cinnamon "you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note" "these chairs are fantastically luxurious" "I've never seen so much salt in one place" I am going to start playing this game.
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    Text - wynterwillow: serahcullen: i keep seeing that one post about 'wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically" when i was like 15 my brother asked me what i wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me one from some historical replica place and i just hung it on my wall and for YEARS what i always did was whenever i was going out somewhere fancy and i was in my dress and my heels and my hair all nicely done i would take the swo
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    Text - queenshulamit: marauding: If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra effect omg 31.327 notes
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    Text - Sean Leahy @thepunningman "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance" 9:33 AM - 2 Dec 2014 t7 4,978 * 6,912
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    Text - jaimeswritings: rendzina: over coffee with my mom this morning: "sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn't good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don't match, or our situation isn't quite what we want it to be. don't let that stop you. invite people in anyway." This hit me a little too hard.
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    Text - jezi-belle: homura-bakura: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: kintatsujo: homura-bakura: kintatsujo: homura-bakura: you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol. I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are - women- I've met who could play him and you'd barely notice Johnny Depp impersonato
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    Text - MAKING MONEY IS GAY BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY COLLECTING PICTURES OF OTHER MEN Tepkuei. LIVE BREAKING NEWS DROPS TO 0% CAPITALISM RATE
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    Insect - Has a bee ever landed on you, and instead of getting scared, you appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower
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    Text - * deepshowerthoughts No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with. ablossomfell #seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct
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    Text - hiddlesbatchlove: lilmissitalia: If there's a "“heavens no" and a "hell yes" why isn't there a "purgatory maybe" PURGHAPS
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    Text - My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this. Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM Brother: that's not fair Mom: DO AS I SAY. Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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    Text - A theif Thief? Theif I before e Except after c Thceif No
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    Text - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 Me: So Christ's body is the bread? Priest: yes Me: and he rose from the grave Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no Me: okay, none of this makes sense 10/21/18, 5:52 PM 20.1K Retweets 115K Likes
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    Text - gallusrostromegalus "Nude Vampire With Gloves" Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed) igot2ne1problems this is the greatest fucking caption i've ever seen
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    Text - shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote Surreal Fine Avf byy Kathy Fornal
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    Organism - You're returning used fruit? Jerry this peach is subpar. ashlynamore: Why did I laugh at this
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    Yellow - a tokoshi so this is the chinese detective pikachu plush and this is the US version detective pikachu plush noah fence but why does nintendo hate the us gunsandfireandshit China never nuked Japan. geekandmisandry It comes out worse, I got one for my birthday. LOOK AT HIS FACE! LOOK! I THOUGHT HE WAS A DITTO! stephanidftba THAT'S HORRIFYING geekandmisandry He's doing the best he can
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    Text - dankmemeuniversity Some random dude: Hey what's the plastic tip of your shoelace called? People who watched Phineas and Ferb:
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    Text - archived-for-collection 64 THNGS 64 Things WRONG with Yoshi Realy Freakin Ciever 177,958 views PuNTu VOSHI CA1ise 1. nothing 2. nothing 3. nothing 4. nothing 5. nothing 6. nothing 7. nothing 8. nothing 9. nothing 10. nathing 1. nothing 12. nothing 13. nothing 14. nothing 15. nothing 16. nothing 17. nothing 18. nothing 19. nothing 20. nothing 21, nothing 22. nothing 23. nothing 24. nothing 25, nothing 26. nothing 27. nothing 28. nothing 29. nothing 30. nothing 31, nothing 32. nothing 33. n
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    Text - brunz when the season's grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week Medieval Music - Hardcore Party Mix VacnaPa Recommended for you triss19 the comment section is a gift C MOOL MOOL MECR MOON Porate tye MOC MEE, MEVE, MOC K, MO ty GeneeA When thau f lds tersty lod wite d Inad Regly GeneticFreak GRD 4 months ago I saved this song offine to listen to when my internet is down To remind me what life was like before Reply 106 Jack H 4 months ago Damnation, son, whe
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    Face - 8bitstickmod Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers? Teacher: rickolette Someone in ten years won't be able to explain this post to fucking anyone
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    Movie - potionsmasters Harry Potter characters as Troubled Birds I've never been one to half-ass shenanigans. I'm three ounces of whoop-ass. Pinally he gathered himself together and spoke. "What the hell?" The risk I took was calculated but man am I bad at math. This jackassery will not stand! Snacking between meals ne least, of my problems Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. I preen for Satan. He gave them the heebie-jeebies TIeeDlejetCDIes. He had nothing else to giv
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    Text - gayavatarstyle I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more gayavatarstyle Katara: wow so this is Omashu Aang: back in my day it was called weed city Sokka: I'm. pretty sure it wasn't Aang: that's what the fire nation wants you to think gayavatarstyle Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city Sokka: what the fuck
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    Text - kirschade Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I'm Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we're going to witness firsthand people's reactions after they're told they have big dick energy. Let's go! Peter: What's up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today. Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose. Peter, checking to see if he's still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only. Pe
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    Text - candygarnet gluttony is just lust for food candygarnet kalichnikov wrath is lust for beating people up lust for violence candygarnet pride: lust for self envy: lust for anyone but yourself sloth: lust for sleep greed: lust for money lust: you know
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    Text - peterssquill steve rogers, at the avengers compound: how did you find us? scott lang: funny story, but l've been here before. I may have even, yknow, taken something without permission or something like that steve rogers: so you stole something? scott, unable to lie to his celeb crush: well sam did have the chance to stop me and he didn't so sam wilson in the soul world: natlianovna Bucky sitting by Sam in the soul world: Bucky: You couldn't stop a punk in a shrink suit Sam: You couldn't
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    Cartoon - sacredkarcram PERHAPS THE.. GOD OF THUNDER... WOULD LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER? REMEMBER YOUR VOWS, SISTER MARJORIE. YES. AND WHAT WERE THOSE AGAIN? vardaesque get it sister marjorie
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    Text - @just9gag When you're in the 1400's Florence and your buddy starts coughing imhereforthefandomsandrwby I will never not find this funny
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    Text - cinniharpy Me: I gotta go to the bathroom Every animal in the house: Don't go where l can't follow.
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    Text - toasthag me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans i am unsure
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    Text - memewhore monica heisey Following @monicaheisey just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor 10:56 AM - 22 Oct 2017 3,301 Retweets 17,051 Likes
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    Suit - eternalsalsa Mom Candace Phineas & Ferb's Invention lolpics/iknight60
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    Photo caption - minor-mendings the jedi Get rid of your attachments We can't let people know we LOVE this came to me in a dream
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    Text - halfwaytotomorrow Phineas and Ferb: A-G-L-E-T! Aglet! Don't forget it and then I didn't.
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    Text - baku When you look up a game walkthrough and the guy starts screaming for the intro All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    Squirrel - bonjour700 icameas-roman tha fuck? This squirrel water bending! emeraldcharos That lemur, it's earthbending

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