Le Meme Dumperino Eight-Five

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    Text - Washington: What have I told you about comparing Jefferson to the devil? Hamilton: That it 's offensive to the devil?
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    Heart - assassindic ks: juhtayy: aniqueki: opaci: wildfunandyoung: cheesec akemaster: i bet its a book It might be an iPad computer mouse What are you guys talking about, it's a huge spoon. I think it's acat guys... #do you need a ladder to miss the joke that was ten feet over your head
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    Text - godzillaturds there isn't any wind in space, so Darth Vader was using the Force to make his cape flow for #aesthetic kylo-reylo-trash People can only dream of being this extra
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    Text - mr-elementle: mr-elementle: broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it's like really easy shit and then you think you've got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to "The devil went down to Georgia" where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul. assu
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    Text - Okay people, history-fail story-time. cindehella: artyowl01: So back in the 1780's when our country was still figuring crap out and ol George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!" Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of "Glad you're excited, we are also looking forward to
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    Text - skeletim @skele_tim CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: .. CAT VAMPIRE: let me out RETWEETS LIKES 1,443 1,695 5:24 PM - 23 Feb 2016
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    Text - cupofcoffin Hot adulting tip: make a "responsibilitysona" and roleplay them when you have chores to do shinelikethunder #this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking) hellenhighwater I find that if I'm wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire.
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    Text - I cant decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats. I think we're forgetting that Darth Vader nas a balloon. DISNEYLAND. 286,636 notes
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    Text - the-ackerman-queen: ahrned: animal-soul: sadfrogmemer: 12341 declare a meme war 5 678 factoid just a statistical error average hte spagheti only meant well but MMM Whatcha SAYYYY that you ordered none pizza with left mineral? Sure, Jan, very wow, the feels are the zodiac killer's aesthetic when he puts the bath bomb in the ball pit I feel sick Reading that made me think of a broken video cassette on fast-forward
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    Violet - n3rdy-bubbles princessofthejuggey Covered container Second container filed wi straw Styrofoam insulation Completed shelter More insulation Final cover myasphyxiatedmind For those who are wondering how they can help outdoor cats in bad weather if they truly can't take them in (even just for overnight), check out this pic on how to create simple shelters from storage bins YES, EXCELLENT. Reblog everywhere. This is great to put out to help strays and ferals and also the outdoor cats of irr
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    Text - froge Phineas and Ferb could kill a god idolincarnate arent they a little young to kill a god themanwiththesuitcaseofflies Yes. Yes they are.
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    Product - The-time-lord-in-a-stra... does-the... E I used my skils as a baker to seamlessly blend into my surroundings darkmoonfall: This will never not be funny Source: darkmoonfall 258,968 notes
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    Text - chelle-the-zbornak-queen chenisthebestkitty augustusandhazelsinfinity folle-a-killjoy: whatslifewithoutfandoms # always love this part because i don't understand what happened she put the lei on and he was just lIke holy crap white lel's are representative of love I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD YOU HAVE SOLVED SO MANY MYSTERIES Stitch literally fell in love. Not romantic love, but family love. This is so interesting Instead of trying to forcefully stop or restrain h
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    Cartoon - steambend do you guys ever think about zuko's eyebrow and how much it changed over the series like Source: steambend #zuko #atla 1,231 notes Might say it's simply changing art style. Or (and this is likely) Zuko's later eye brows having less sharp ridges is meant to show how he's becoming more neutral, less of an antagonist. Even to this day in a lot of animated films characters with sharp ridges in their designs bad, smoother lines = good. -The Flying Lion %3D
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    Text - writing-prompt-s A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason.. To play Suburbs and SUVS, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG! toy-dragon "Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?" "Why?" "To make Karen look like a bitch."
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    Text - What is something that makes you smile every time? 1 2,2k + Share 1,3k BEST COMMENTS Lead5alad • 4h - When I make a joke or say something du. Launcheskayaks 3 . 4h My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say, "There he is!" Then
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    Text - 2 dongstomper wrecknician: me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants Source: wrecknician 82,890 notes
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    Text - carryonmywayward-idjits: Please excuse me while I walk over your husband's corpse like he's nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
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    Label - MAY THE BRIDGES I BURN LIGHT THE WAY
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    Cobalt blue - nielalovesyoux asdfghikl--life a 223,100 le-revenant: pathwalker: rasputin: This Blood Lamp doesn't look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste. we can finally power the world with periods there are two
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    Illustration - EGYPT INDONESIA MEXICO fiorinda-chancellor: setbabiesonfire: swallowedwholeinnegatives: | What does this mean? That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask. It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.
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    Text - teaboot As an adult I like to pretend all the appliances in my house run on Wizard Magic. My microwave was being slow with my hot pockets a minute ago but instead of getting annoyed I got to beseech the High Wizard Velkior to sustain the Mystic Energy of the Fire Chest
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    Text - E someoneintheshadow456 The Last Words Of Famous Writers dali-daydreams When you've dedicated your life to words, it's important to go out eloquently. 1. Ernest Hemingway: "Goodnight my kitten." Spoken to his wife before he killed himself. 2 Jane Austen: "I want nothing but death." In response to her sister, Cassandra, who was asking her if she wanted anything. 3. J.M Barrie: "I can't sleep." 4. L. Frank Baum: "Now I can cross the shifting sands." 5. Edgar Allan Poe: "Lord help my poor so
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    Cat - Follow Rebecca Renner Because everyone knows manuscripts are the most comfortable part of the couch. @RebeccaRennerFL What? You're working? Here, let me help. ~ my cat y main comments hav this relationship needs conflict/anger is. I car I do believe this is hem to the read e fat #amediting #amwriting ound the track. Only pain, only energy. High in the saddle, LC thundered the rail flicking in her wake, and she imagined, instead of the pir Churchill Downs ringing with the cheers of thousar
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    Text - the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don't remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep Oh sure, blame the bat. What the heck? We're easy targets. Anastasia fandom rises from the deep
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    Text - communistbakery: clubsnuggie: communistbakery: artichokehold: communistbakery: carpenters go to boarding school wow wood you believe that?! I saw what you did there trees thank you for ur contribution
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    Text - eternallyobsessed 2 nothing-in-the-dark "Well, look who I ran into," crowed Coincidence. "Please," flirted Fate, "this was meant to be." lost-in-ecstasy: nonpaura: This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr. wow this is so clever 558,468 notes
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    Adaptation - When you accidentally step on your doggo's paw and treat him like a God for the rest of the day
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    Text - baroksleg: baroksleg: i had a dream last night where the hot new trend was making "monksona"s which was basically just like . urself. but as a medieval monk in the dream i went way into the details of mine but i forgot it all? I think I was a Cistercian brother in west Germany. and i did a lot of calligraphy but my latin was bad so i mainly copied things. this meme was so serious in my head i got so into it man #mine would be like gregor mendel but he can also do parkour (x) i knew tellin
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    Text - O 2h wowidratherunot we should talk more about how 'macaroni' in 18th century england was used to mean 'fashionable' because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there language is weird humans are weird #'stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni' #THAT USED TO CONFUSE ME SO MUCH WHEN I WAS LITTLE it finally makes sense
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    Text - toothlessrebel A limerick: 12 + 144 + 20 +3/4 + (5 × 11) = 92+0 Doesn't look like a limerick to you? Try this: A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more. THE HECK HEЕCК НЕСК НЕСССССККKККKK nonbinary-thnikkaman POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS janothar Fine, fine, we'll kick it up a notch: Integral zee squared dee zee From one to the cube root of three Times the cosine Of three
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    Text - ezioslenderman <> 2 nnywasneverhere tennants-hair: iwillmindfuckyou: dorothy-cotton: im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive some I HAD BAD DAYS 100,317 notes
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    Text - writing-prompt-s One day, you're walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page. V voradtras this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story je-suis-hetalia I'd rather die tbh dumbledavisjr Good news for you amigo you'll die many times before you live out every prompt phoenixheir I feel like this could be fun tho writing-prompt-s Oh boy, you are in for a wild
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    Text - You have many of the abilities of a Disney princess. You can talk to animals, people burst into song around you, and it seems every other day a "Prince Charming" type falls madly in love with you. As one of the most feared mafia enforcers in New York, it's tough, but you make it work. mabunnie "How did you know?!" He squeals, on his knees and shaking. Your finger tightens on the trigger. "A little birdie told me."
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    Text - wynterwillow: serahcullen: i keep seeing that one post about 'wanting a sword but not being sure What to do with it practically" when i was like 15 my brother asked me what i wanted for christmas and i jokingly said i want a sword like a knight sword he bought me one from some historical replica place and i just hung it on my wall and for YEARS what i always did was whenever i was going out somewhere fancy and i was in my dress and my heels and my hair all nicely done i would take the swo
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    Text - queenshulamit: marauding: If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra effect omg 31.327 notes
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    Text - jaimeswritings: rendzina: over coffee with my mom this morning: "sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn't good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don't match, or our situation isn't quite what we want it to be. don't let that stop you. invite people in anyway." This hit me a little too hard.
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    Text - MAKING MONEY IS GAY BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY COLLECTING PICTURES OF OTHER MEN Tepkuei. LIVE BREAKING NEWS DROPS TO 0% CAPITALISM RATE
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    Text - gwennovynne country roads let's-a-go it's-a-me mario the-british-pineapple I admire and hate this simultaneously
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    Insect - Has a bee ever landed on you, and instead of getting scared, you appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower
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    Heat - me taking a depression nap the responsibilities i'm ignoring
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    Text - warm-suggestions Friendly reminder to drink more water and let go of more bullshit Source: warm-suggestions 72,183 notes
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    Text - Hannah Durcan @hannah_durcan Pretending I'm emotionless when I have atleast 54 melt downs a day is a great talent of minex
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    Cat - ME ALL DAY ME AT NIGHT
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    Text - E punkbonnibel I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver everchanging-flower When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one (1) good idea.
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    Product - This trash panda is on its way to the promised land cabbagecatmemes HEIL AMERICAN DISPOSAL SERVICES 7013-368-0500 134 33-482
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    Text - @Peng_Cunt If you sleep with more than 2 pillows you're a psychopath kwame @johlyn_ a comfortable psychopath
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    Text - You don't just play The Sims. You go on a Sims binge for three days straight and then put the game down for 4 months.
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    Cat - me giving you a heartfelt gift: Patch Of Moss monsieurenjlolras this is absolutely a witch's familiar gathering ingredients
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    Text - deathpup: what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked he'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon We never said we'd send him up without a suit you absolute monster conversation overheard at the gryffindor table over breakfast between sirius black and james potter "lupin sweating nervously in the backround
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    Text - Nick @nickhansonMN i've come to the conclusion that regardless of how much sleep i get i will always be tired
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    Tree - dankmemeuniversity Today I visited a historic American landmark thepillgrums now that i see another image taken in the same place the original image looks so fake
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    Water - CLOUT MONKEY @MyGemNow Massive crack in Antarctica ice shelf spanning 11 miles @SimpnMild That damn squirrel
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    Text - where can i download motivation
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    Cartoon - platypusinplaid Dream career: that girl in Kiki's Delivery Service who lives in the woods alone and draws birds Source: platypusinplaid
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    Text - 20 things to stop wearing in 2019 1-20: The weight of other people's judgements & expectations.
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    Text - the national aquarium of new zealand selects a "naughty" and "good" penguin every month !!! !! NAUGRTY Penguin of the month Stole fish Pushed another penguin over Timmy Good penguin of the month Good swimmer Betty Waited patiently for fish Timmy
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    Text - i regret every nap i passed up as a child.
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    Text - thehotgirlproject: castielsteenwolf: yourspookyginger: my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second The mom friend override Source: yourspookyginger 581,833 notes
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    Glacial landform - YOU MISSED! HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU! HOW COULDYOU MISS!? thepap64experience Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count... in the thousands
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    Text - prokopetz Life hack: pause and say "you can show yourself now" every time you're about to leave an apparently empty room. Some day there might actually be someone there, and they'll be really impressed.
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    Cartoon - Profile picture Tagged photo
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    Text - blackshuckofficial I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place yoitsmvddi this is the type of positivity i need.
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    Text - I don't know which is worse Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don't live long enough to experience the rest of it I'm pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions... GO TO YOUR BOOML
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    Text - Proofs that I'm a dragon: -hoarding useless things -Like to have money -eating a lot -sleeping a lot -hiding inside my cave forever -avoiding humans
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    Text - Old Japanese engraving "A woman cuts the hem of a kimono so as not to wake a cat." %3D to
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    Face - @daenerey same energy : Tom Holland
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    Text - V spoil brat @petttyy_quotes How many of y'all can admit you talk to yourself 9 2K$ @_Kriiss i talk to myself so much i dont see a problem with it.
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    Text - Emily @emgrebz A visual representation of overthinking, anxiety, and paranoia resterday T1.TU PMI Are you up Yes are you mad Read 12:00 AM Of course not, why? Idk the "yes" sounded angry Delivered
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    Felidae - Ēscanor @98ghuraba He protecc He attac But most importantly he gets to location on bacc of quacc Natalya Lobanova O @NatalyaLobanova i need to know the story behind this
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    Bird - I never really considered the fact that crows were once babies
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    Text - wojtekghost wojtekghost Source: theanti90smov... y-u-so-gian: theanti90smovement: right now a baby is being born right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can life goes on Hopefully this is not the same person
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    Text - THIS WAS THE PUREST THING WE LOVE ONUR Hi l'm Onur welcome to my Uber :) I'm deaf so if you need to tell me something, please text me or when we've stopped you can write it in the notepad to You can use the AUX cable to play your own music- if you have anything with a strong bass I will enjoy it to. Thanks for bearing with me & have a great day show me.
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    Green - Text Message Today 10:03 AM Hey Msg me back when you can I have a boyfriend. Congratulations Which part of the powerpoint should i do cringing: THIS IS MY FAVE POS T
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    Room - When someone replies to my memes with more memes. BADILMINHA Finally someone who speaks my language
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    Text - Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird [first day as a priest] guy: father i must confess my sins me: what's the tea my child 10:37 PM 1/12/19 · Twitter for Android 7,609 Retweets 35.6K Likes
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    Cartoon - Must not disturb Cuteness. O thegoodadvicecupcake
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    Hair - XAT iill
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    Text - why dont you go outside more? me: because im ugly and im afraid that people look at me and feel pity for me even tho i know its completly stupid and totally unreasonable and also im afraid that i will see someone i know and they will start a convo with me and they will know that im a total failure and will tell that to everyone else
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    Pint glass - WHAT YOUR COFFEE DRINK OF CHOICE SAYS ABOUT YOU ESPRESSO • THOUGH FREELANCE, YOU ENJOY PRETENDING TO BE IN A HURRY MOCHA MONZTER COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR ENERGY COFFEE • HAS BEEN INA FIST FIGHT AT A 311 CONCERT • YOU'RE A GROoWN-ASS ADULT WHO STILL EATS CHICKEN NUGGETS CORTADO STARBUCKS THIS IS CORRECT CARAMEL • BUT YOU'RE A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS OUTSIDE OF NYC AND LOS ANGELES MACCHIATO COLD BREW • YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE • HARD AS YOU MAY TRY, YOU'LL NEVER BECOME AN INSTAGRAM INFLUENC
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    Tree - me staying away from the drama but close enough to get all the tea
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    Face - when you're closing apps and accidentally close the music
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    Text - **Puts pants on** "No, this was a terrible idea" %3D
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    Dog - Cerberus as a puppy, guarding the gates to heck
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    Text - What are your plans for the weekend? "Sorry l'm busy" Kittens in 3-D

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