Fifty-Five Hilarious Memes With A Seasonal Flair

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 14, 2019 10:08 AM EST

And 44 pretty random memes to keep your spirits up.

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    Face - Jamie, can you make my face reflect in the sky reflecion on the bean? Thanks James Fridman @fjamie013 There you go.
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    Text - Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA idiot. you can buy a banana for half that price at Whole Foods CBS News @CBSNews . Dec 6 A banana duct-taped to a wall was sold for $120,000 at Art Basel Miami 11.16 58
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    Text - Mark HoHoHoHamill @HamillHimself Dear @pattonoswalt: May The Force Be IN You. Patton Oswalt O @pattonoswalt 15h Dear @HamillHimself: please dm me about my "Propeller-Dick Jesus" movie concept. 10 ITEMS OR LESS 1:20 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Community - @pattonoswalt Dear @HamillHimself: please dm me about my "Propeller-Dick Jesus" movie concept. 10 ITEMS OR LESS
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    Text - Yazmin V @yazisAlright · i went out for my birthday and i'm vegan so they gave me a single slice of banana instead of cake
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    Text - Future Dr. Fingerguns @docfingerguns There's no banana on the wall, what kind of art museum is this Bette Midler O @BetteMidler · 23h What's wrong with this picture? 6:35 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - jan @scotthopeful olaf is 5'4" 182.9 cm 1829 cm Met 18 Met. 340.4 cm Met 182.9 om Met Met. SIZE CODE This allows artists to copy reference codes for later use, rather than having to reenter the values every time. Get Sze Code Apply Size Code CoDe URL: APPROX 11FT 2IN. 5FT.4IN. Thor 1:50 PM · 12/6/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Product - Someone deserves a RAISE. This is genius. 696 VMagic Chef 553 HDeer 3 Deer 442 2 Deer CAM 168 IDeer
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    Dog - Caitlin Carrasco @Caitling_ling My mom didn't want me to get a dog. Now she's getting their picture taken with Santa. #pawsforacause #petco %24 ES THAAS
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    Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced I leave boxes of cookies at the gym to motivate me to go back. 2:48 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - Sometimes people send Fat Laila stuff. Sometimes it's a little hat with a crown and a chicken leg sticking out of it. Thank you Kate Creatinine! You're a genius!
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    Flower - Thursday at 9:25 AM O mursday at 9:22 AM O Nevermind What kinda pest eats only the tips of plants?! Is this specific to succulents?
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    Yoda - 4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment @shitheadsteve
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    Text - amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde still thinking about a reddit post where a guy asked for help making conversation in group settings and someone told him to "stay silent and chime in with the occasional 'hell yeah"
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    Text - Profile Chat You liked Cristina's photo Yesterday, 7:39 PM Cristina invited you to start the chat Yesterday, 7:45 PM Damn Cristina if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple And if you were a vegetable l'd visit you in the hospital everyday Today, 12:17 AM Ew who opens up like that Murderers mostly. Wait I meant definitely NOT murderers Come on, l've got cancer Sent
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    Face - BIH I was screaming when you picked it up I was like BITCH HE WORTHY THAT'S MY Remember when you almost died and so I was like bitch lemme have the hammer BESTIE YAAAAAAAS
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    Photo caption - Woman in peta commercial: Stop overfeeding your cat! Also woman in peta commercial:
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    Text - Alison Nicole @Aliwithan_i Me and my mom in the family photo album 12:43 PM · 07 Dec 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Beard - "The year ends in 23 days." "The DECADE ends in 23 days." Oh, st
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    Text - Sydney @sydmkaplan Happy SundayI plan to bob in and out of my pantry every hour for 12 hours today
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    Text - Tay @taywildbro Get in loser we're driving around the rich neighborhoods and looking at their Christmas lights
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    Text - Cydni Beer @cydbeer Ijust saw a woman in the locker room completely stuck in her sports bra. As much as I wanted to offer help I reminded myself that sometimes the nicest thing a person can do is pretend they didn't see what they just saw.
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    Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba You can deal with any situation or have control over every emotion if you're able to make it funny, funny is magic 11:53 AM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Photo caption - When you get your Ancestry results back and find out you're 3% Scandinavian @tank.sinatra
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    Text - Betches betches @betchesluvthis All I want for Christmas is for a hair stylist to follow me around so that I never have to do my own hair again.
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    Text - @lennys "Active 3 minutes ago" lowkey hurts when you sent the message 4 hours ago Imao
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    Text - Ship @GetShipped It's a lot harder to find someone to kiss on New Year's Eve when l'm a wearing a down comforter at the bar.
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    Text - spicy souvlaki @brwnbabe_ · my brother is a physics professor and just sent me an assignment turned in by a real life college student u=CCÀ B) dP UP t.u= (Sinecoso, Shesng,cose). esiecosøsinesing ose-v) = C(I- Ecore) or CC-Bcose) clCau)+26au,)] uxa = cux uy Uz "Shortylafter uring Matab lo caue cauy JP 16 E, -Bos) %3D Cos (1-Bro Se)S Ight Imma head out P=
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    Text - Kaubrey @aubreybell oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin
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    Text - bri @ufobri if u ever wanna humble me, just know i'm the same height as olaf. olaf's height IMAGES ALL VIDEOS MAPS NEWS Olaf / Height 5 foot 4 inches Olaf went with Anna and Elsa to the courtyard to greet the citizens, and wait for the Yule bell to arrive. While waiting, he borrowed a ruler from a citizen, and found out he was 5 foot 4 inches tall. 6:31 PM · 12/6/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - frog in bronzer @sexyasthmatic Spotify wrapped isn't as fun when you listen to the same sleep tracks every night for 365 days 1) X In 2019, your sound changed with the seasons. One lucky artist was your #1. Your Top Songs 2018 Spring O Share this Story MINDFULNESS DTATION FOR DEL SuP MINDFULNESS woTATION FOR DIr SLur 1:59 AM - 12/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dish - İHUSSLE @ImpHolla I'm a 3 1/2 4 2:36 PM · 12/4/19 · Twitter for Android 2.
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    Text - Bonnie Buie @buie123 Replying to @HiyaJosiah My grandpa had this shirt for a while and it started to get real dingy and one year for Father's Day we took him to the airport to fly and I bought him a new shirt the bear is made from his original. 10:06 AM · 12/4/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cycling - Josh @joshuaaharding Replying to @calebsaysthings This is Speedy. He's an absolute legend. Will wave and say hello to anyone like they're his best mate. Always brightens the day seeing him 1:29 PM · 12/5/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Santa claus - kitty fantastico @Ange_lala_La Would everyone like to see my very good dog Harley posing today with Santa and Mrs Santa like the best girl? 8:15 PM · 12/7/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Bad Breakup Guy @GuyBreakup [Covers face with shirt while watching scary movie] Why isn't this shirt thicker!?!? 7:05 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_ Normal People: "hey l'm sick, I'm not going to come to work" Normal Manager: "shoot! Feel better!" Restaurant Employee: "hey I'm sick, I'm not going to come to work" Restaurant Manager: "put the surgeon on the phone." 7:23 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - When you throw one of these and it falls without doing the helicopter thing
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    Text - Sho'Nuff @numeri33 The dishwasher finally went yesterday, so today I came home with a dish rack from Walmart. I st you not, my kid just asked, "Wait! So, we have to dishes like they did in the 1900's now? 4:44 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Caitlin @caithuls RELATIVE: You know about computers, right? ME (has a degree in computer science): No
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    Text - Mat @matchu_chutrain One time in middle school I brought home what I thought was a Willy Wonka golden ticket and laid it on my dresser. My mom later busted my door down while I was showering and screamed at me asking why I had a magnum condom in my room
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    Fictional character - Real David VanHook @BlerdHulk BAL Sums up the entire #StarWarsX 40 year saga. Calm down Anakin Çalm down Kylo
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    Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Hoping to find money in last year's winter coat is the closest thing I have to a savings account
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    Product - The Dad THE DAD @thedad An actual post it note that needed to be made Not to be ACDO TOR used for Foam SENSITIVE EAU SEN AVE FO slime - Dad DATTE CAU THE DAD 3:13 AM - 12/9/19 · Buffer
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    Text - Dewald @katvis5034 I'm writing a love poem called "Put the dishes in the dishwasher, But not like that!" 11:39 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Laurazepam @andlikelaura coworker: you're 37? you look younger me: i let a demon possess me in exchange for external youth coworker: ha ha *leaves* demon inside me: you gotta stop saying that someone's gonna believe you me: meh. i'm going to the break room for a donut demon: oo00 get a maple bar 10:48 AM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Face - Sassparilla @Megatronic13 Me: *gets up to go the bathroom* Dog: I want to go to there. 3:05 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze me at 16:I want the prettiest girl in school to ask me to prom me at 22:I need to marry someone who loves and understands me me now: I want to be carried away by a murder of crows with black, black wings whipping the air and black, black beaks twisting into my hair 11:49 AM · 12/8/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Cat - Leo @leosdiaries1 Overheard my human saying that the Christmas tree will be going up this weekend. We all know how that's going to end. #Caturday
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    Text - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama If you grab a banana as a microphone and sing show tunes in the grocery store, your kids won't ever ask to come with you again. You're welcome. 9:51 AM - 12/8/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - katie @Katieluvxoo My dads just said to me "if you miss a bus you don't go and chase it you'll sit and wait for the next one, so why chase after a boy who's not worth it and wait for the right one to come who's going to make you happy" l'm sorry but that's the best thing l've heard in a long time
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    Footwear - slug @generalslug a thread of flathead pics from this year... yes he was born with those ears 11:18 PM · 12/8/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - thebootydiaries S thebootydiaries robber: hey give me all ur money me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money robber: ok robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back me:no im not a dick who robs people roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
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    Cartoon - Credit: Lil Char and the Gang 00 You're doing such a great job! I'm proud of you :)
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    Dog - me on the internet vs me in real life I'M SHY PLEASE GIVE ME SPACE
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