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Throw It On the Ground!

Digging for Who Knows What

Twilight = Tampax

Learn From My Fail: Words Can Hurt Too I Guess

If someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" don't throw a...

The Test

Used Private Browsing and Everything

You Ate My Eggrolls, I'll Eat Your Souls

#Occupy.... wait WHAT!?

Not Sure if Anyone Remembers Anything Anymore

Barista WIN

Kudos for Playing the Violin in That Outfit in the Snow

TBubba's Thanksgiving Just Got Messier

(In the living room about 15 minutes before Thanksgiving Dinner with 20 family members and Grandma.) Gram: I think somebody farted. Younger Brother: You know what they say Gram, they who smelled it, dealt it. Gram: (laughs) That's true. (*Pause*) Gram; No, I was wrong, somebody's crapped themselves.

Surprise, kids!

When you are headed to a job interview and its snowing, bring boots. Do not try to climb up the icy parking lot hill to the building in 4 inch heels. You will face plant into a minivan with terrified children inside. #LFMF

The Wiki Is a Lie! It Was Edited!

#occupytwilight

Hate the Rainbow

A Maniac in the Making

We Are Not Stereotypes!

Obvious Ned Is Obvious

YES

Oh hi...you're home early

Always check that the bathroom has toilet paper before using it if you are home alone. Also be sure to check that it isnt time for your bf to arrive home when you waddle to the closet with your pants around your ankles. #LFMF

The Dark Lord Breaks Hearts

Cameltoe

My friend may be braindead

I just learned today that my friend is reading the new book by Snooki and sees nothing wrong with it. I need new friends. #LFMF

Did I not say school? Oops.

When the teacher is not in the room and the class phone starts ringing, never answer "County morgue, you kill em, we freeze em". The person will hang up. #LFMF

Hehe you said man breasts...

Never, while taking calls for a plastic surgery clinic, giggle when a woman schedules an appointment to get her husbands "man breasts" reduced. You may lose your job. #LFMF

Stay Inconspicuous

I Choose You, Pikachu!

High On Your Own Supply

Philosoraptor: Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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