Spider-Jake, Spider-Jake, does whatever a Spider-Jake Does...

They always wear glasses. Always!

It still makes me smile that "Goblin Mode" was Oxford's 2022 Word of the Year. Say what you will about British dictionaries, but they sure have a sense of humor. The idea that “Goblin Mode” is not a real word is simply hogwash. “Goblin Mode” is more of a word than the word “hogwash!" Words are invented all the time, and even if a word only makes waves within a small community, it is still a word. My family made up a term that I believe could gain traction due to its usefulness. My dad defines a…

Catch them if you can!

Spider meme, Spider meme, does whatever a spider meme

It wouldn’t be an overstatement to say 2018’s Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is one of the greatest superhero films of all time. The commercial and critical smash hit success quickly topped many people’s charts. It’s obviously no surprise that the franchise sequel Across the Spider-Verse has set Twitter ablaze. It’s been five years since the first film. Although not surprising considering the degree of craft and care put into the film’s animation, people have been champing at the bit for any…

Which of these is your favorite?

Spider-cat, spider-cat, stuck in a tree, its spider-cat.

How many of these did you know?

In the debate of Marvel vs. DC comics, I feel like most of the world has agreed that Marvel is the superior IP. Even the most DC pilled person can admit that they have a much larger variety of heroes than DC has. The foundational units of DC are Batman and Superman, but mostly Batman. Personally, I can't help feeling inclined towards DC based on the strength of the Batman brand alone. One of my favorite things about Batman are his villains. Gotham City has no shortage of weird guys and girls wh…

Brrrr

The internet is going crazy over this lovable couple.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is a Bonafede cultural juggernaut at this point. Pre-pandemic, it seemed like Marvel could do no wrong, and the brand's influence knew no bounds. After a couple of “flops” by Marvels standard coming out in 2021, it's hard to know what the future of the brand looks like. Will they ever be able to top Endgame ? Is that what they should be attempting? Will Disney+ be the death of the MCU? Is this

We stan the Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland Spider-Man heroes.

Are you tired? Do you want to go back to bed? Are you a sleepy baby who doesn't want to go to your pathetic little job? Well, you don't have to! After all, you're a baby, with no responsibilities or bills or cleaning or anything to do except for consuming media. In fact, it looks like you're on the fast track to becoming an iPad baby. Do you know what an iPad baby is, you ignorant infant? An iPad baby is a gross toddler who can't look away from their filth-encrusted tablet for one second, even…

Don't put your money where your memes are.