We stan the Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland Spider-Man heroes.

Are you tired? Do you want to go back to bed? Are you a sleepy baby who doesn't want to go to your pathetic little job? Well, you don't have to! After all, you're a baby, with no responsibilities or bills or cleaning or anything to do except for consuming media. In fact, it looks like you're on the fast track to becoming an iPad baby. Do you know what an iPad baby is, you ignorant infant? An iPad baby is a gross toddler who can't look away from their filth-encrusted tablet for one second, even…

Don't put your money where your memes are.

Marvel fans are rejoicing as Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is released across the country. The reviews are mostly favorable, with CNET saying that the picture lives up to the Doctor's name ("The strangest Marvel movie yet."). Other reviews say it's over-the-top, and messy in a good way. As stoked as everyone is, across the internet we're seeing fervent pleas for people to keep spoilers to themselves. Fortunately for you, we haven't seen it and have been avoiding detailed reviews,…

Kids are built different. Not just in terms of size. Their brains are uninhibited in a way that makes for increased creativity, sweetness, and, of course, humor. While their unintentionally funny moments are our favorites, sometimes, when prompted, they can really bring the gold. Twitter user George Pointon , who admits in his bio that he exploits children for likes, asked a group of six-year-olds to pitch him some new film ideas. They came through in a way that should make Hollywood feel asham…

Andrew Garfield is having a moment

Handsome and humble

You'll have to look twice

Feel old yet?

Adorable as heck

Back in 2019, Tom Holland told a story on Jimmy Kimmel of how he allegedly saved the Spider-Man movies. The story goes that, at the time Sony had rights to Spider-Man and was not coming to an agreement with Marvel for them to continue. During this time, Holland apparently was upset that he might not continue his character, so he wrote a heartfelt email to the chairman of Disney , Bob Iger. A few days later, Holland was drunk at a pub with his family when Iger called his cell. Apparently, after…

We don't know what they spent on Spider-Man: No Way Home but...Cracked spent a lot less. Their clever take on the action-packed trailer is a lot more boozy , features a lot more drugs, and a very appropriate avocado. You'll see what we mean.

He really said 'I’m Peter Parkour'

Disgraceful

(Of course)