bad cat

When Snoball turned to pole dancing for cheeseburgers Even Basement Cat was appalled

Sad, really.

I should prolly tell de nice fireman I already rescued myself.

No, I "ant-teek-d" it. Worth MOR now.

Too busy talking on the phone to feed me? I fix that.

I prefer the term "obedience-challenged."

Four hours and one shredded living room later, Mr. and Mrs. Haskins agreed: No more coffee for the cat.

Remember that car key you lost so you had to take a taxi so you were late getting to the airport so you missed the airplane and never got to go on that vacation you really needed? Right before your little breakdown? I just remembered where I lost it.

Uh.... well... it was the elves.

Clyde's reputation preceded him

EHH HEMM! meh eyes r up here!

Iz THIS wai u were so mad wen I chewed holes in ur liddul balloons?

Whatru yellen @ me fur? Shez on da table too?

Drive's 'em mad...

Suddenly, Jeff understood why you named your cat "Piddles"

Stalker kitteh not obeying restraining order