bad cat

You mean you weren't serious when you said you wanted him dead?

i maed it fluffy fur you

Upon their return, the Vandermier family learned that an epic battle for the living room had ensued between their cat and the new family dog.

Who here thinks this is the owners fault for having all leather furniture with 3 cats?

Why do I suddenly feel the need to do evil things? It's almost as if..as if something is urging me on!

We wuz jus makin shur der was tousand sheetz

Dude, seriously. They're standing right here. Stop.

Its a big scary world out there. I think I'll stay in here and eat the plants.

Nom de bloom

Having vanquished the dreaded pink, Leonardo searched for more ugly to eliminate.

hope that pattern's still in production!

What? I'm not on the table.

WOW must of taken you hours to do this... I almost feel guilty for what im going to do to it

it was like that when I got here.

Don't hate me cuz

Iz in ur basket... Warmin mah buns wif ur buns