bad cat

Dude, seriously. They're standing right here. Stop.

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I prefer the term "obedience-challenged."

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Teh morning After caturday

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I always make sure to stretch

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Okay... The red button doesn't dispense cheezburgers

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Upon their return, the Vandermier family learned that an epic battle for the living room had ensued between their cat and the new family dog.

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hope that pattern's still in production!

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...your point?

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Remember that car key you lost so you had to take a taxi so you were late getting to the airport so you missed the airplane and never got to go on that vacation you really needed? Right before your little breakdown? I just remembered where I lost it.

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JACKPOT ... where does I start?

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Why are you hollering? We just fed ourselves so you could sleep in!! Boy is that ingratitude for you!!!!

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Iz in ur basket... Warmin mah buns wif ur buns

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Uhm you know that expensive perfume bottle on your dresser? Well the dog smells all "Beautiful" now.

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What? I'm not on the table.

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I knocked him down...now u get his wallet...

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Drive's 'em mad...

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