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Aunt agrees to babysit nephews for summer vacation, backtracks when sister-in-law insists on 3 hours of Bible study every day: 'I don't see myself doing all that'

Entitled Woman tried to steal my tip jar because I’m “Satan’s Wh***.”

Entitled Karen doesn't like her Tarot card reading, so she steals the tip jar and runs away

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Funniest Memes for Edgy Christians Who Curse Sometimes

Funniest Memes for Edgy Christians Who Curse Sometimes

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funny tweets from characters in the bible | Vamwe blaz @_avocadoO_T3 itsNyaWan Llove democzacy Moses he came down mountain Trallfoodboll Thefoorballtroll ScrappyMo pitied and Israelites worshiping another god | abby @abigail_kaputo itsNyaWan Jonahs wife hearing him explain why he hasn't been home three days because he swallowed by fish

Tweet Like Someone In The Bible: Funny Thread

Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."

Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

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Funny meme where Jesus asks Mary where babies come from and Joseph replies, "Yeah Mary, where DO babies come from?"

Excellent Question

Funny Tumblr post about how Adam and Even weren't actually married

Found a Loophole

Funny meme that reads, "God watching you fall in love with somebody he's gonna use to hurt you for character development" above an image of a guy in the clouds supposed to be God

Why God

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Funny headline from The Babylon Bee that reads, "Banned From Playing Violent Video Games, Local Kid Settles For Reading Old Testament"

A Much More Wholesome Hobby

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Reading the Bible and my favorite character just died. Sucks fr; Omg they done brought him back"

Plot Twist

Funny tweet that reads, "This is your gentle reminder that one time in the Bible Elijah was like, 'God, I'm so mad! I want to die!' So God said 'here's some food, why don't you have a nap?' So Elijah slept, ate, and decided things weren't so bad. Never underestimate the spiritual power of a nap and a snack"

Allll Better! :)

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Caption that reads, "When you're reading the Bible and realize it doesn't say anything about doing good in school" above pics of Woody from Toy Story looking happy

Hell Yeah

Caption that reads, "This Bible verse always keeps me going" above a pic of a whiteboard that has writing that reads, "Lunch 11:35"

So Motivational

Funny classical art meme about oxi-clean and cain and abel.

They'll Never See It Coming

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Fake headline announcing that there's going to be a 'Bible 2'

Gonna Be A Thriller!

Funny meme about Jesus.

Thank You, Jangus

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