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Not if you want a second date!

Only In Your Dreams

WORST. HALLOWEEN. COSTUME. EVER.

Because He's A Jerk!

A LIKELY SUSPECT!!!

The helper

Don't you love me anymore?

at least you're consistent

JUST what I've always wanted!

" CATCO is down 12 points... I'm ruined !..."

You're probably seeing a bit fuzzy... that's because I whacked you good. No, you didn't do anything in particular to annoy me. I just felt like whacking you. You know how it is. I'm a cat.

I'm Just Giving Your Jeans The Distressed Look.

Fabulous doesn't even begin to explain how good I look in these

The Dogs In My Neighborhood Know This Little Kitty As "The Terror".

Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them.

"We jus found ah bag of multi cat litter in the basement. Is der somefing yu needs to tell us?"