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Mai hoomin took gud carez ov me. Den he lost his job. Now I'z work to taek carez of him.

Oh, my! COBWEBS!

I AM

Never take this cat

TELL HIM YOU'RE 29

Well...OK....But wipes yur feets before yoo comes in.

I'm not

George loved the tequilaquarium, especially the prize at the bottom.

Well on the bright side

goggie go boom?

The Clone Wars

drunk sqirl

Mama, are dese mai brains??

I'm ready to go wif U. I pakt mai pilla to sleep on, mai toy mice, sum string, da ringz offa da milk jugz, an two ded bugz.

The Airport Gang,

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