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What do you mean, sit like a lady?

No no, it's fascinating Do continue

Kittehz Wurdz uv Wizdum

Doing nothing is very hard work. You never know when you're finished.

Ai waz thinking bout goin owtside an frolicking in teh grass. But teh urge petered out rite bout here.

Yup. Definitely gone.

Knead the cat gently until fluffed. Brush lightly with cat brush. Wait 4 hrs. for cat to rise.

I put the hop In hip-hop!

Day elebenty seben since my escape from teh womb:

Electric Kitteh Bed 2000

In his later years Marlin was bitterly disappointed that he could fit in only one paw at a time

Get off my land

Of all the kittens in all the world ...

No one tole da backside dat da frunt side had stopped.

I ATE A GUY IN A P.E.T.A SHIRT YESTERDAY. NEARLY CHOKED ON THE IRONY.

Ai Been Thinkin...