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I wonder if they will ever tell him he was adopted...

It's all muscle, muscle and Cheetos

Stuffy, Iz lurves you berry berry much!

Not a single woof was given that day.

I'm awake....

SOMETIMES THEY'RE FROGS WHO TURN INTO PRINCES

Every Time I Go to the Grocery Store...

tweety! TWEETIE! CAN U HEER ME IN DARE!!

U alreddy sed ai waz wurth my weight in gold. No needz tu chek.

My name not Puffs.

"A" For Effort

It's an internet thing You probably wouldn't understand

monorail cat iz late again

WHAT DO THEY TEACH IN SCHOOLS THESE DAYS?

Especially with the leopard print spandex pants.

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.