cat

got it!

I'm popeye the sailor cat I left a dead bird on the mat don't want to cause a quibble just give me my kibble I'm popeye the sailor cat *toot* *toot*

... and I'm not coming down again until that "bath" thing is banished from my house.

Just a little closer and that Squawker won't say "Kitty's a stupid-head" ever again.

cant touch this! dun dun dun dun

cant touch this! dun dun dun dun

No needz tu cut it up. Ai haz bilt in utensils

Once we gets teh supergloo off We never speaks of this agin, kay?

The last round of musical chairs always ends ugly...

The last round of musical chairs always ends ugly...

Iz haz feelingz! Now they hurted.

For ur next craftee projekt, u mite want tu nit sum bandajes, cuz u gonna need dem.

IKEA

Dramatic scene kitteh

lliv long n prosper

All in favor of getting a refund for it, say "AYE"!