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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

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dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

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bean dad, beanchdel test, dads, twitter, trending tweets, funny tweets, parenting | Caroline Moss @CarolineMoss Does your dad pass the Beanchdel test Dad If I was 8 and I didn't know how to open a can with a can opener, how would you suggest I learn Take a can, an opener, start the opening, let you finish. Give you another can let you start yourself. Help if necessary. | Emily Seibel Yates @emsyates Replying to @CaroIineMoss my sweet, overthinking father

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