Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn ... My wife took my 5-year-old through an automatic car wash. It completely blew her mind. Looks like we can cancel that trip to Disney World. 10:46 PM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for Android 157 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 5,716 Likes
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    Rectangle - AparnaRC @Wordesse My kids fighting for 20 minutes over who gets to help me vacuum is the definition of a mixed blessing. 3:58 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes
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    Font - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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    Font - The Dad THE DAD @thedad When you have a kid with red hair, you end up dressing them like they're in witness protection any time they go outside in summer. 9:12 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Buffer 4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 63 Likes
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    Font - The Dad THE DAD @thedad When little kids complain about going to bed or being bored, I'm like, you watch your mouth those are my two favorite hobbies 12:05 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Buffer 12 Retweets 80 Likes
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    Font - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law My kids plan to celebrate 4/20 like every other day: by spending several hours playing video games, not working and eating unhealthy snacks. 3:26 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 76 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 242 Likes
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    Font - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law It's Dad law that you take pictures of the meat on the grill or the barbecue didn't happen. 10:17 PM Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 142 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 684 Likes
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    Font - Dad Fiction DAD FICTION @DadFiction If your parent life could have a catch phrase what would it be? I'll go first: "Why would you do that?" 1:28 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 93 Likes
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    Font - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight at bedtime my 4 year old asked me if I thought things in my head. Yes, I replied. All the time. In fact, I only ever say something out loud when it's absolutely 100% without a shadow of a doubt necessary. You should try it kid 2:00 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 17 Retweets 198 Likes
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Asked my son on Sunday what he wanted for dinner this week. "Sloppy Joes!" he exclaimed, so I made them last night & he was thrilled. This morning he said he couldn't wait for Sloppy Joes tonight. He thought his answer applied to EVERY dinner this week. My bad for not clarifying. 3:16 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 333 Likes
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    Font - Dad Pickup Line @dadpickupline Ain't no strut like a Dad That Just Embarrassed His Kids strut 4:58 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 35 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 96 Likes

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