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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn ... My wife took my 5-year-old through an automatic car wash. It completely blew her mind. Looks like we can cancel that trip to Disney World. 10:46 PM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for Android 157 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 5,716 Likes

    Kids are literally entertained by everything, so there really is no reason to shell out cash on an experience they'll barely remember as 5-year-olds. This Twitter dad definitely has the right idea when it comes to the family budget. 

    Via @XplodingUnicorn
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    Rectangle - AparnaRC @Wordesse My kids fighting for 20 minutes over who gets to help me vacuum is the definition of a mixed blessing. 3:58 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 167 Likes

    This dad should just let them fight it out because that's how kids develop thick skin. Once they figure it out themselves, they'll be ready to do slave labor for him, so there's no reason for him to fret. He really should count his blessings. 

    Via @Wordesse
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    Font - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
    Via @Chhapiness
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    Font - The Dad THE DAD @thedad When you have a kid with red hair, you end up dressing them like they're in witness protection any time they go outside in summer. 9:12 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Buffer 4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 63 Likes
    Via @thedad
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    Font - The Dad THE DAD @thedad When little kids complain about going to bed or being bored, I'm like, you watch your mouth those are my two favorite hobbies 12:05 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Buffer 12 Retweets 80 Likes
    Via @thedad
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    Font - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law My kids plan to celebrate 4/20 like every other day: by spending several hours playing video games, not working and eating unhealthy snacks. 3:26 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 76 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 242 Likes
    Via @Dad_At_Law
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    Font - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law It's Dad law that you take pictures of the meat on the grill or the barbecue didn't happen. 10:17 PM Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 142 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 684 Likes
    Via @Dad_At_Law
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    Font - Dad Fiction DAD FICTION @DadFiction If your parent life could have a catch phrase what would it be? I'll go first: "Why would you do that?" 1:28 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 93 Likes
    Via @DadFiction
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    Font - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight at bedtime my 4 year old asked me if I thought things in my head. Yes, I replied. All the time. In fact, I only ever say something out loud when it's absolutely 100% without a shadow of a doubt necessary. You should try it kid 2:00 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 17 Retweets 198 Likes
    Via @threetimedaddy
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Asked my son on Sunday what he wanted for dinner this week. "Sloppy Joes!" he exclaimed, so I made them last night & he was thrilled. This morning he said he couldn't wait for Sloppy Joes tonight. He thought his answer applied to EVERY dinner this week. My bad for not clarifying. 3:16 AM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 333 Likes
    Via @HenpeckedHal
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    Font - Dad Pickup Line @dadpickupline Ain't no strut like a Dad That Just Embarrassed His Kids strut 4:58 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 35 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 96 Likes
    Via @dadpickupline

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