double entendre

You know, whenever I start feeling a bit blue, I start breathing again. Double Entendre at it's finest. 

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

Proposition WIN

That's What She Said!

She's a Pig on So Many levels

Jewelry Sign FAIL

Hmm, perhaps I should start calling those numbers...

School Paper WIN

Wall I'll Be Damned

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

Fresh Eggs WIN

If You Know What I Mean WIN

Thar She Blows

You Could Have Made a Goldilocks Joke, But Noooo...

Commando Condom

and then my boss said let me use your fingertip moistener...

Carpet Promotion WIN