I stopped to smell da rozez...An den dey sploded all ober meh.
ai saw dis commin'...
Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.
It juzz liek... Ezploded or sumfin..
u r makin' dat up, aifinkso!
So many wires crossed in my brain right now that I think it just exploded.